Fauxlore

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

I know a lot of pit pigs say that deodorant should still be socially expected by default and that smelling like body odor in public is still gross/wrong even if it's hot. But I'm still holding strong with believing that deodorant should not be a daily necessity but rather should be used on a case-by-case or person-to-person basis, and I do genuinely believe in my heart that society would improve if we all wore deodorant less and got a little more okay with the natural smell of a human body

Thinking body odor is gross is literally a cultural condition. The vast, vast majority of humans throughout history and many many people alive TODAY all around the globe find body odor completely unremarkable and normal in pretty much all contexts.

Like this isn't even a position motivated by kink for me, i just wish fewer people believed that the natural state of their body, and other people's bodies, was inherently disgusting or wrong!

lmaoo

It is a known fact that swordswomen are necessary for a thriving ecosystem. She saw a need and did something about it.

tfw someone vents to you about their problems and you wanna make them feel better but you lowkey dealing with the same shit so you cant even help :[

Was about to fall asleep and apropos of nothing was struck out of nowhere by a horrible future vision of a brightly-lit and saccharine 3D-AI Calvin and Hobbes movie with Scarlet Johanssen voicing the mom and Chris Pratt voicing Hobbes and experienced an emotional haptic jerk so chilling I feel like I just foresaw my own death

(Drenched in a cold sweat, visibly shaking) We Need To Warn Bill Watterson

oh thank heavens

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

#if you want the pedantic answer bc I’ve actually researched this for my thesis#there doesn’t seem to be a for sure agreed upon origin of the phrase BUUUUUT#it seems to be a combo of two earlier phrases ‘coming out’ and ‘skeletons in the closet’#coming out started to be used by gay men in 1920s new york bc a “coming out” was the 1st time a debutante would debut into the dating scene#so gay men would have their “coming out” when they first went onto the gay dating scene#a skeleton in your closet is a shameful/dirty secret that would often only be revealed once a person died#for a lot of queer people their queerness was something they literally took to the grave#so being ‘in the closet’ meant you were the skeleton in your closet#I couldn’t find an exact confirmation of when the phrases began to be combined but it seems to be around early 1970s gay liberation movemen#at the time a popular protest chant was ‘out of the closet and into the streets’#which I think also helped to popularize the term#I’m putting all this in the tags bc I realize this is a silly post that is meant as a joke and I didn’t wanna ruin the punchline#but I also wanted to provide an answer for those who were curious

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait