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lettucemakar

Word already had a word count?! That WORKED?

You made a computer that can't COUNT?!

abbiistabbii

Things that Claude is good at:

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Things Claude is bad at:

Counting.

Recognising that a poem is out of copyright.

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Americans believe a lot of weird things about the UK because they know enough about us that they know some things but not enough that they can stop and go "wait a minute" when someone (usually for political reasons) makes up something about the UK. And I was about to make some harmless yet plausable facts about the UK until I realised the actual facts about the UK are even wilder. For example:

We have these things called "Jaffa Cakes" and there's this eternal debate as to if they are biscuits (because we basically treat them as such) or cakes (because spongecake bottoms). This isn't some social debate either, because there are different tax rules for cakes and biscuits, this question had to be taken to court. McVities, who makes Jaffa Cakes have just released a Jaffa cake flavoured biscuit.

There's this 15 inch Narrow Gauge Railway called the Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch Railway on the South Coast of England. 15 inch is the smallest gauge that is regulated by the Office of Road and Rail. Their locos are basically 15 gauge versions of their standard gauge counterparts. Anyway, during World War Two, the Luftwaffe saw this railway and mistook it for an actual mainline railway and bombed it. The Romney Hythe and Dymchurch responded by building an Armoured train complete with Machine guns.

So back when the BBC didn't play pop music, people would set up pirate radio stations where they would put the transmitter on a boat and broadcast in international waters in the North Sea. One of those stations, Radio Caroline, still broadcasts (legally and on land). Recently Radio Caroline accidentally and falsely announced the King's Death and went silent for 15 minutes while everyone at the station panicked.

shencomix

Every time someone says something about "Society", I like to imagine they're talking about this tiny hamlet in Southern Scotland called "Society".

jojaxcola

i'm just way too scared to take anything seriously

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kubaladesigns

I'm right behind you aren't I?

corneliusmann

surprisebitch

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

yourladyindank

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

black-girl-against-feminism

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

kayrowsyrup

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

jabberwockypie

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

systlin

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.

space-lord-joe-kewl

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

cheshireinthemiddle

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

tulparightsactivist

queerspacetheory

starkswhee-deactivated20230108

bundibird

You’re not allowed to let your chickens eat eggs purely because if they discover that they can, you will never get another egg from them again. They WILL eat them before you can collect them.

awesomeavocadolove

Yeah I was going to mention this. Once they get the taste, they’ll eat their own eggs and the eggs of other hens if they can. At that point, you gotta cull them.

abbiistabbii

WERNER HERTZOG WAS RIGHT ABOUT CHICKENS

adamtotscomix

asidewalksymphony

pukicho

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

moonlitmasque

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

pukicho

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

never-obsolete

AOL.com April 1998

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the-irreverend

Did y'all see the official art of Transfem Jax that Gooseworx posted?

In other words, (doomed) yuri fans rejoice!

johnny-depp-is-loved

what is this genre of photos called

fexalted

[image description: 11 photos of various cats trying their hardest to steal a bite of human foods, while their humans hold them back by grabbing their heads, causing them to have funny stretched faces and bug eyes.]

wizardswandswitches

Bridge trolls have to be literally be the worst creatures on this realm.

What needs to happen in your little miserable life for you to wake up one day and think to yourself-

"i wanna ask stupid fucking questions to stupid travellers and doom them to a terrible end when they inevitably don't know the stupid fucking answer!!"

abbiistabbii

You couldn't answer the bridge troll's riddles three, could you?

nebris

nythghosty

Papa's as moths and butterflys!

Primo as - Clymene Moth

Secondo as - Pipevine Swallowtail

Terzo as - Purple Emperor

Copia as - Black Witch Ascalapha

Perpetua as - Black Lace Moth

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twlvmn

made some tetrapods

twlvmn

made a big one

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