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Listen to me, if you want to find a funny court case, you can't go wrong with Driskell versus homosexuals.

THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS, THE MOVIE

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core