so long gay bowser

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

you start to understand why they invented the bed

thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes

being in your 20s is not about love or education or careers. it is about constantly being exposed to mold & being greatly fatigued from it

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty