if no one cringes is it even art

A fun complex to give Grace would be the realization that Rocky grew so attached to him not because of any inherent qualities he had (aside from being able to help with the astrophage issue) but because he spent five decades in self-imposed, terrifying solitary confinement and just latched onto the first thing that talked and was kind to him.

hey girl r u from tennessee bc ur the only nine i. eight. seven. six? OH FUCK THE BOMB . I FORGOT ABOUT THE BOMB FUCK FUCK FUCK 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

*discretely pulling a guilty gear character aside at a party* hey man, your 17th zipper is down

I know about "there's no ethical consumption under capitalism" but honestly between the government using our platforms to spy on our communities and deporting people, transphobes infiltrating dyi hrt support networks to get trans people to inject poison into their veins, Nestle bottled shit-flavoured water and of course good old airplane combustible cooking oil, I'm starting to think there is no safe consumption under capitalism either. Which really should alert the people who dgaf about ethics that they should care about this anyway

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

i swear to god if people don't start understanding that responding to doylist critique of a piece of media with watsonian exonerations is not an actual rebuttal

somebody saying "hey i don't like that the only gay man in this story is a weird pervert and it portrays gay sexual promiscuity as a moral failing and character flaw" cannot be rebuked by arguing about how the character's backstory or personality traits explain their behaviour. the choices made by a writer are all fundamentally mutable; somebody saying an author's choices should have been different is not going to be persuaded by an argument that takes those choices as immovable fact

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

If you’re reblogging this maybe also do a couple stretches. Gods know our back and shoulders could use it.

being late getting into a piece of media or joining a ‘dead’ fandom is not that bad actually cause even if it seems like the party is over there will always be people still celebrating and the decoration is still up and there’s a piece of cake reserved especially for you in the fridge you just have to come and enjoy it.