if no one cringes is it even art

I wish they would do an “if the gang had never met” episode 👀

‪new reality tv show that’s the opposite of queer eye where 5 gay dudes come and ruin someone’s life and then leave‬

What if Dee comes to a realization that hey maybe I shouldn't hate myself for being a woman (similarly to how Mac finally came to realization that he shouldn't hate himself for being gay) And then after that, dee tries to have female friends but it doesn't work because she's still an annoying loser. so she ends up going to the boys really defeated and they probably make fun of her for it or something, and so you think she's going to go back to hating herself for being a woman, but then maybe she and Waitress or even Artemis have a very small friendship moment at the end. Like Dee and her talk and get along for like a second and Dee is like wait is that what it's like? To get along with a woman? And she didn't hate it for like the first time in her life. idk if any of this makes sense but I just want an episode surrounded around Dee's hatred of women and how it's ruined her life. And a change to that would even be cool to see too.

What if Dee comes to a realization that hey maybe I shouldn't hate myself for being a woman (similarly to how Mac finally came to realization that he shouldn't hate himself for being gay) And then after that, dee tries to have female friends but it doesn't work because she's still an annoying loser. so she ends up going to the boys really defeated and they probably make fun of her for it or something, and so you think she's going to go back to hating herself for being a woman, but then maybe she and Waitress or even Artemis have a very small friendship moment at the end. Like Dee and her talk and get along for like a second and Dee is like wait is that what it's like? To get along with a woman? And she didn't hate it for like the first time in her life. idk if any of this makes sense but I just want an episode surrounded around Dee's hatred of women and how it's ruined her life. And a change to that would even be cool to see too.

mac and den treating each other like drunk cigarettes—cuz y’know those don’t count but sometimes you really need one so you stumble yourself outside and your hands shake and the lighter clicks and it sounds good, great even and that first drag is godly when it’s all you’ve been wanting isn’t it? kissing like it’s something secret, and it burns in the back of their throats, and when the night ends they’re scrubbing under their nails to get the evidence out but they know they’ll do it again and again cuz it feels good. great, even. godly.

I very much enjoy how the Sunny fandom has taken to referring to episodes by taking the one or two most important nouns in the title and assuming everyone knows what you’re talking about. Dog Track. Prime Time. Suburbs. Cereal Defence. EMTs. It’s incredibly satisfying to me.

When Dennis gets turned on by watching Mac letting his sister die from poison...

Oh, you think it's "adorable" that I fell asleep on your lap? Well, it's a mark of my utter contempt. That's how little I fear you.