if no one cringes is it even art

when i think about the dennis sex doll i genuinely believe mac when he says he didn't buy it to have sex with it. like maybe subconciously he thought about it, and i think he probably did end up having sex with it, but i think in the beginning his motivations were much more pathetic. i imagine him sitting the doll at their table and having dinner with it, watching a movie with it as if they still did their movie nights, sleeping in the same bed as it, but not cuddling because dennis wouldn't allow that. i think at some point the lines started to blur and mac started to imagine a much gentler more intimate relationship with it than his real relationship with dennis was, with dennis still being a little cruel and cold but also being in love with mac back, and by this point i think he banged the doll, but in the beginning i really think he bought it for companionship because he was lonely

It's very important to me that people know that one time Rob Pattinson met E.L James aka the author of 50 shades of grey at some random party, had no idea who she was & upon learning what she wrote spent the rest of the evening asking her all about her deepest darkest sexual fantasies while COMPLETELY UNAWARE that 50 shades is a Twilight fanfic

Someday, Time to Orbit: Unknown will be popular enough for some up and coming youtuber to make a three hour video essay pulling apart its worldbuilding and trying to get everyone riled up about how bad my understanding of physics and sociology is. Someday. I can make it.

#Tto:u#SOCIOLOGIST REACTS#*five minutes in*#*pauses audiobook*#Okay so! Sociologists should Not be on the outside of spaceships#That is not their natural environment and is very stressfull for them

Most sociologists are outside of spaceships

And they’re very stressed!

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you

this is from "research as a leisure activity" by celine nguyen, publs. on stubstack in 2024. it's a very good read

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free