if no one cringes is it even art

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

Normal sized fidget toy

i became a sign linguist because i have a passion for crashing microsoft word. if i don't crash word at least once a day i go back and add more tables full of high-resolution images.

translation for LaTeX users: if my file compiles in under six minutes i go back and add more tables full of high-resolution images.

fuck yeah just got my second crash of the day ✌️ im on track to get four crashes before the work day's out

I worry a little bit that people who refuse to learn about ai as a part of their anti ai position are going to be extremely unprepared to understand what’s actually scary about it and already have their digital literacy at risk tbh

not that I am some genius in this regard but if you follow ai developments even slightly you might change the things you are most worried about. do people know the extent to which ai is already eating itself and how meaningless this is making swaths of the internet. do people know that there are plenty of random mid-sized companies today buying their employees’ likenesses to create digital clones and using these to make hundreds of videos. I am so much more worried about labor and surveillance and abuse than people becoming lazy about writing emails. and idk man I sort of like and respect people who are willfully ignorant about it as a way of minimizing its force in their lives and I am in some ways jealous but also when I see posts that basically still boil down to “chatgpt will never fool me” I am like 😭😭😭 for one thing not the only thing to be concerned about, for another thing I am really sorry but I don’t think you’re right

how do you even keep things casual when your soul is wired for devotion

the word "seldom" is a pretty great word, but you rarely see it used

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

Imagining toothpaste accumulating in the letters

Imagine mould growing under the plate and having to disassemble the sink to clean it

I think for a lot of people “I am completely helpless and powerless” and “I am completely powerful and in control” are both basically comforting fantasies because most of us live our lives in an in between place where we have enough agency to be responsible for our actions but not enough agency to have true control over our lives and the tension between power and powerlessness in the day to day is psychologically wearing and exhausting

sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

blogging away again in tumblritaville

i have a suggestion

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house