I'm goblin

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

my apologies to ppl who followed me for anything

modders be like: "this here is a beauty pack for female characters!" *presents you with the most terrifying, artstyle-breaking thing in the universe*

cellars. obviously.

Can't. The cellar is full of Amontillado.

Where? I don't see it

Just down here. Come this way and I'll show you.

i'm just like sisyphus except instead of pushing a boulder i live with my parents

:00000 fire snail

The fact that this isn’t called a lava snail is some grade-A bullshit

MAGMA SNAIL

MAGCARGO REAL???????

you know what i meant

the fresno nightcrawlers

are you mad at me? would you like to be