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standing on the empty bus because they didn't design the seats with tails in mind

sitting on the empty bus because it's going the right direction and I'm taking a short break from flying

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

not enough petplay is big lazy dog that waits at your feet to be petted or snuggled whenever youre finished with your job or work or whatever. and im the dog and you pet me and let me bury your face between your thighs or against your leg or your neck or anywhere as long as i can hide against you

Trans woman with it/its pronouns I love you

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

I think I’m missin sum vital organs or some shitt