Red King

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

it spides

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

The only way forward is to stop treating masculinity as synonymous with harmful, monstrous, or dangerous.

There is a fundamental difference between "men are dangerous" (wrong, bioessentialist) and "the patriarchy allows dangerous men to exist unchecked" (true).

Hmm like if the standard for other species is like being a uncultured plebian faking it at a wine tasting without having any language to describe the variances if they can even perceive them. "This planet's diamater is. . .tasty." "This amount of water is. . .fruity? Maybe a little too salt?" The greatest physicists can come up with and make use of precise terms for the subtle difference in terroir in the distance to their moon at apogee and perigee. But then they argue forever about even trying to translate these experiences between different cultures. And then humans are like "that heavy vintage of c doesn't evoke any feelings but we calculate it to ~300,000 km/second in vacuum" and boom

Or like you're a human chilling on an aircraft carrier when suddenly a nuclear powered submarine driven by star nosed moles surfaces and you have to explain what the sun is in ten seconds or they launch their devastating scent based weapons of mass destruction.

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

thats it thats the whole movie

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

you’ve lost the favour and good will of the ethnically ambiguous bad bitch