oh, my costis. oh, my friend.

at least there's always gay sex. i'm not having it, but at least there's always the concept of gay sex.

BREAKING: German Expressionism Night at Citi Field has been canceled after player complaints that the large, abstract set-pieces and haunted, gloomy-looking actors were obstructing play. Czech New Wave Night is still set for next week, though Mets players and fans have now been advised in advance to be aware of any extended metaphors for interwar Europe that may occur between innings.

image: gender selection menu, with female, male, and "let me be free" options. the "let me be free" option is selected. end ID.

crazy how your only options for romance these days are to redownload hinge or to give up on love and become a lighthouse keeper. ah well.

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search