oh, my costis. oh, my friend.

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

i get so gay off that nothing

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

This dog is so inbred holy cow

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement