AnasAbdin
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Acquired Stardust
izzy's playlists!
styofa doing anything
@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kaledo Art
cherry valley forever
Love Begins
todays bird
oozey mess
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@explolalola
Writing tips:
âYou feel the bulge in his pantsâ - implies that you are feeling some guyâs penis, may be sexy depending on context
âYou feel the bugle in his pantsâ - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
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they killed him for this
You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still
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Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account
just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around
I also reblog this guys dead wife.
the impossible return
this job market is a fucking nightmare
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âwhy are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblrâ oh so you think youâre gonna be normal when youâre my age? you think youâre gonna be CURED?? you think the witchesâ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now
(removes the heating pad from my lower back) also baby this is my house???
EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT
SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE
preschool. I meant preschool.
apparently Iâm playing skyrim again⌠and by âplaying skyrimâ I obviously mean âspending hours installing mods before I ever open the gameâ
foreplay with Todd
do you ever think before you post
yes, I think âha! funnyâ and hit post
Foxes in Snow
my carrd â
oh the wifi password yeah it's the nicene creed in its entirety
*spends 15 minutes painstakingly typing the creed in its entirety*
"password is incorrect"
*remembers that my host is Orthodox, rewrites entire creed but without the filioque*
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Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:
oops I was told you can only see the photo if you have a bsky account, so here's a screenshot of it!
