miles morales' #1 fan

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

its my pleasure to produce a grammatically fucked sentence

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

no amount of therapy will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

no amount of working will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

Uhhhh let me be queer

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again