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Intro post:

Hii, I'm Atlas.

I use any pronouns.

• Otherkin • Selfshipper • Objectum • Pronouns.cc

If you know me irl, no you don't (unless you can be chill abt it... then maybe.)

BYI under cut:

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stardustcleaningguy

vastly overlooked moment in amok time: spock talking abt how vulcans go crazy during pon farr, saying that kirk will find it distasteful

and kirk responding ‘will i?’ in this shaky, almost giddy voice . weirdo freak is EXCITED abt that

woman-respecter

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

mushroominawaterbottle

petplay but youre a slug so i just stare at you for 3 and a half hours while you eat 1 piece of carrot

attackofthegiantleeches

yay I found the post after tumblr.com wouldn't let me search for it.

the-haiku-bot

yay I found the post

after tumblr.com wouldn’t

let me search for it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sanlorenzoherald

good morning

sztupy

thatlittleegyptologist

You’ll need the link!

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

ashleeabutton

Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they publish questionable card games

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robertseanleonardthinker

the puppetry in phm is just so fucking good dude. think abt how much improv there was. the dancing/mimicking scene when rocky and grace first met? that was improvised. that means that 5 people were so in sync with each other on this puppet that they were able to mimic ryan gosling in real time with no plan. bro. BRO. ouugghhhhh rocky puppeteers i love u

ryzselo

My single contribution to the PHM fandom

galacticsabc

Another horrible merch idea straight from my brain. I woke up in the middle of the night to draw this.

gracerockyyes

I would unironically love this

crabussy

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

crabussy

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

crabussy

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

crabussy

I am nineteen years old

crabussy

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

crabussy

. yeah okay true I did do that

do-not-u-dare

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

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exhuastedpigeon

Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

corneliaavenue-ao3

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

gnar-slabdash

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

cutebutalsostabby

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

septic-dr-schneep

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

imsopopfly

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

lordterronus

Reblog to give prev the inspiration to write their fanfiction!

the-haiku-bot

Reblog to give prev

the inspiration to write

their fanfiction!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

twinkprison

there’s just no way he fucks good I’m sorry. that’s the appeal. to me

twinkprison

need him apologizing and crying on it

breserker

sure

hangsawoman

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

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is-this-fascism

its funny to me how warmups for instruments generally sound nice and pretty. like just basic scales or chords. the exercises i do on my guitar could be mistaken for actual music at times.

and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer

is-this-fascism

see this is exactly what i mean. i thought someone was having a mental break of some kind in my notes until i remembered what i had posted last night

beeshibe

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.

beeshibe

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird

voidbat

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

margaretssmallworld

also love how the original metaphor of “nailing jello to a tree” is about trying to force your bizarre and arbitrary will on something that is categorically disinclined to do such a thing, for no conceivable reason.

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