Atlas :)

Andy Robinson and Siddig El-Fadil spent thirty years campaigning to kiss each other on the mouth for TV and they did it not from attraction but for the love of the game. they genuinely believed that being gay would improve the show. nobody else in Hollywood has done it like them and I don’t think anyone else ever will

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

"rocky would hate stratt because she hurt his bestie" plausible, even likely. "rocky wouldn't hate stratt because he understands the stakes of needing to save the actual world" nuanced, intellectually stimulating. "stratt would hate rocky because her ex wife whom she killed is happier with him" intriguing, avant-garde.

kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

"I'm not calling the people who believe in this conspiracy theory racist" I am. They're racist. Maybe not out of malice, but the fact that they believe in this is in itself racist. These conspiracies are always about brown people. Machu Pichu, the Pyramids, Göbekli Tepe, Easter Island, it is ALWAYS POC. It's never the Parthenon, it's never the Colliseum, despite the fact that these were built around the same time as some of the other sites these conspiracy chucklefucks like to throw around, it's never something fucking European. It's always "primitive people" with "stone tools" and "no understanding of modern engineering" so "clearly someone must have taught them this or given them the technology because CLEARLY they were just too Primitive and Savage to figure it out themselves." Fuck off with that shit.

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

Gallifrey conspiracy theory that the doctor doesn’t exist its just cia excuse for failed missions or unknown interference. Like every renegade is just called the doctor if the exact identity is unknown. A collective writing name

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask