Atlas :)

How have you been?

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

Currently waiting for my spouse (The Master) to come back from war (make an appearance). I haven't seen them in years (I rewatched Spyfall yesterday). I'm sure they'll be back soon.

reblog if you make occasional posts

Sometimes I still hear my voice

STOP TELLIN EVERYBODY I'M DEAD

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[Image ID: A sad face made out of a colon and parentheses correcting to a smirky face in grey predictive text off of the sad face’s parentheses. /End ID]

3 mutuals rb the same post in a row and u have to pick who to rb it from and it locks ur game into their ending of the game

Going to include that image at the end of all of my emails

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

Fucking kills me how diet culture has ruined bread. Bread! One of the oldest and most universal foods on earth! The thing that connects us to each other and to our ancestors whose names and faces are lost to history! And some dipshits decided that it’s “so bad for you” because they’re scared of carbs and love shaming fat people.