head of the bus seat fan club

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

obsessed with the fact that howl movingcastle, like, is the ideal portal fantasy protagonist. he's a welsh rugby-playing grad student who enters a magical world where he discovers he's a wildly powerful wizard. there's an evil witch out to get him and the king needs his help and there's a curse catching up with him. he has a magical creature sidekick and an orphan apprentice and a mentor who gets killed by the evil witch halfway through and a love interest under a terrible curse. the story is BEGGING for him to be the main character. and he's just like. no <3.

That's because he's a slitherer-outer (according to my girl Sophie)

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

Hell yeah this RULES

Three books into the dungeon crawler Carl series and goddamn I’m so hooked. Hunger games esque alien death dungeon where you must battle your way out but the main character is 1)in his underwear for possibly the whole series 2) asexual TO ME 3) thinks he’s so chill and normal but is very very good at blowing things up in progressively larger ways. His best friend is a cat. It’s gory it’s convoluted it has behind the scenes intergalactic politics and it’s one of the best series I’ve ever read

And to my asexual haters out there, 1) you can have sex and still be asexual and 2) he got a boner bc of a spell and his very first reaction was horror. Get out of my comments and let the grown ups talk

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

I haven't renewed my subscription what the fuck could I have possibly missed

#the allegory to Black boyhood Lou brought to this character is simply unmatched by any other adaptation of pinocchio. it's That Good.