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funstyle

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

evilvillain123456789

You're not allowed to watch morally questionable movies because you're prone to evil and it can corrupt you. Whereas I'm allowed to watch morally questionable movies because I'm such a good person that the movies are actually redeemed by my consumption of them. If I write a favorable letterboxd review the rehabilitative effect is even stronger. But you are still not allowed to watch them in that case. Ok?

markovchaingang

a pack of fujoshi can strip an uke to the bone in under a minute

gluebottles

Candyland 1984/1997 board

sideblogtointeract

DYK that's was the point of the game? It was invented by Eleanor Abbott for children hospitalized with polio. The disease would effect mobility among other things so Candyland focused instead on bright colors and engaging illustrations rather than complicated gameplay to encourage the imagination of bedbound children. This post, and this comment, is a testament to Abbots genius in when she made this game.

Although Candy Land started in a polio ward, its connection to the infamous disease was kept secret for 50 years. Its steady rise in popular

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exeggcute

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

exeggcute

can you imagine.

bisexualshakespeare

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

cleverlittlefox

pudulogy

orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

merlinpetpeeves

sneakyboymerlin

Thank you @justmestarstuff for the link!!!

The Sparks Notes, for anyone wondering:

transmasc-theory

"Go outside" not in the sense of "be in nature to reset your brain a bit" but in the sense of "go and look at how the world actually operates when you aren't in a bubble of people with your shared thoughts and beliefs every so often to remind yourself of how privilege actually operates in the real world."

"Trans men aren't victims of real transphobic violence, they're just seen as mentally ill girls (and therefore safe)" is a belief that only exists if you have never seen how women with schizophrenia are treated. Look at how conservatives SNEER the words "mentally ill" when talking about LGBT people they want to murder. Them calling you "mentally ill" is not a sign they want to protect you and help you "recover" like you think it is due to spending time on sites that are generally more positive to mentally ill people. When conservatives call someone mentally ill, they want that person locked up and forcibly medicated for the rest of their natural lives at best, and killed at worst. Go outside. Watch.

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mermaidenmystic

Ein Wiederfinden (A Recovery) ~ 1905 ~ Eduard Veith (Austrian painter, 1858-1925)

frostedmagnolias

Summer Dress

c. 1895

Silk pongee, silk tulle lace, silk ribbons, cotton, whalebone, leather, silk taffeta, metal, mother-of-pearl, cotton, gauze, cotton lace

Wien Museum

polyhexian

When one of the non augmented humans wants to get mb's attention without putting their feed device on they just say 'ping' out loud. And it works

polyhexian

It's on preservation and one of its presaux humans has a cold and is laying facedown on the floor in misery and just says out loud "SecUnit will you order me McDonald's" and when it arrives twenty minutes later just says "thank you" and then the microwave beeps

hippity-hoppity-brigade

#they learn several days later theybe been signed up for a seminar on The Pitfalls & Dangers Of Anthropomorphosizing And Normalizing The#Tools Of Surveillance Imposed By Corporation Rim Economic Dominance etc etc#ratthi like ok but the corporate spyware in this case literally IS my friend???#mb: two seminars for you ratthi

@silentwalrus1 your tags have been peer reviewed

shmreduplication

ok but like IS it une pipe?

yes

no

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

shmreduplication

Reasons it is une pipe:

I don't smoke so the function of an irl pipe to me is 100% to look like a pipe. This painting also 100% looks like a pipe. If it looks like a pipe and acts like a pipe ("acting like a pipe" here meaning that it looks like a pipe) then it's a pipe

In the realm of realistic paintings it is a pipe. If I painted a woman in the same canvas then she could smoke that pipe because they'd both be in the MPU (Magritte Painting Universe)

The words are telling you that the painting is deceiving you, but the words are part of the painting so they could also be deceiving you, and I am choosing to trust the pipe more than this collection of french words

cineemaa

keyhole effect in cinema

date with an angel (1987) umberto d (1952) judex (1963) branded to kill (1963) the keyhole (1933) what happened to the inquistive janirot (1902) the oyster princess (1919) the madness of dr. tube (1915)

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