head of the bus seat fan club

why do old indigenous people know everyone’s family tree it’s actually insane I met an old man today that i’m not related to and he asked my names and then told me a bunch of family lore and where specifically my whole family is from and I fact checked it with my grandma and it was all true

if you meet old people they will genuinely hear your last name and go ah yes I know about your ancestor from the 1700s he was a great hunter

do you think Nate Ford has a "I bought this before he went crazy" bumper sticker on his tesla?

I think he sets it on fire outside a dealership

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards