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Mosaics in Kyiv Palace of Children and Youth by Ada Rybachuk and Volodymyr Melnychenko.

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Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

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meancatboy

Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.

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Additionally, acting like being penetrated is an act of submission is deeply rooted in misogynistic, cisheteronormative ideas of sexual intercourse, as in "penetration is something that is done to women for the sexual gratification of the man, nothing more, therefore it is inherently degrading and feminine".

A cishet man getting pegged by his cishet girlfriend is not gay, he's not less of a man or submissive by default. A cishet man getting pegged by his cishet girlfriend can be sexually dominant and simply likes to be fucked in his ass - these two can co-exist. Yet, in the eyes of cishet society, a man that likes to have his ass played with, must enjoy it because it's "degrading" , not because it simply feels good.

That's why I so heavily preach about the difference between sub/dom/switch and bottom/top/vers. Penetration can be used to increase the feeling and severity of a power dynamic, but it doesn't create one. These two things are entirely separate from eachother, unless connected willingly.

meancatboy

you should reblog this version instead, actually

demoncity

Nothing that happens is ever forgotten, even if you can't remember it. SPIRITED AWAY (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

heartattackinblackdye

hello guys in light of disability pride month i would like to urge everyone to practice harm reduction in any area of life if it is possible for you. if you have an eating disorder please let yourself eat enough for your body to keep going, especially because it takes more energy for disabled people to function. if you abuse substances please make sure they don’t interact harmfully with any medications you take (for example: watching your alcohol intake when on SSRIs). if you self harm please clean your wounds so your body doesn’t have to overcompensate when trying to heal. if you mask heavily for social survival please try to give yourself rest and breaks so you don’t completely burn out. i know sometimes all of this is impossible, and that’s okay. but if you can, i urge you to be a little kinder to yourself this month. i love you.

onetobeamup

Vulcan thriller. I think I do want to include a Botched Kholinar that results in dramatic emotional outbursts of violence. I think that sounds horrifying and tantalizing.

onetobeamup

Fuck it we ball. A man recovering from a botched kholinar becomes obsessed with the woman who lives in the flat across from him, believing she carries the katra of his dead bondmate. We r doing both vertigo AND rear window

aleshakills

Tumblr users discussing rap music is the new Plato's Allegory of the Cave

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They see the shadow of rap music cast on the wall by their conservative parents and confuse it for the real thing

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parkchanwoohoo

Fucking brilliant, the fact that I have to see a 1BR apartment in Chicago for $3k is proof that there is no justice in the world. I blame every insecure twerp who wrote threads about how Chicago is JUST as cool as New York and LA! Now everyone who fails in either coast (read: most people) trying to find some other urban landscape to pretend to be interesting in are going to Chicago and driving up prices because they think coastal rents are comparable, all while being too scared to take the Red Line after 4pm I'M SO MAD. STOP FUCKING HYPING UP CHICAGO AND START TALKING ABOUT THE CRIME. THE TERROR

parkchanwoohoo

I knew the city was going to the dogs when I visited my buddy a couple years back and walked in through the back of the apartment building and some white bear was like "WHOA WHOA WHOA. YOU HAVE TO SIGN IN AT THE FRONT DESK AND INDICATE WHO YOU'RE VISITING" and then got bitchy just bc I was like "sorry officer"

parkchanwoohoo

The only hope left burning in my chest is I know two different people who moved to Chicago, immediately ruined their lives because they Ubered everywhere bc they were convinced public transit was filled with murderers, and are now actively trying to move back to the Ohio suburbs. I just need to outlast them. I just need to outlast them

runrundoyourstuff

I’m rewatching ds9 episode The Wire, and I just…does Garak think he is dying here, and is he trying to have what small version of shri’tal he can with Julian?

katbelleinthedark

Yes. Yes! Yes he does! And he wants to do it, it's important both culturally and personally to him, but he realizes that he cannot do it. He cannot do the most important step - tell his secrets - because that's not what an Obsidian Order agent does, that's not what Tain taught him. (And it's so, so heartbreaking just how removed from his own culture Garak is, how much damage Tain did to him in every conceivable way; Garak serves Cardassia and loves Cardassia, but it's clear in that moment that he isn't allowed to be a Cardassian.)

So he does what he does always, dresses up his truth in the fancy clothes of stories and offers them to Julian like that, hoping to convey something, hoping to get at least a little close to a proper shri'tal. And he asks for forgiveness because that matters (to him personally) and is achievable in context; he cannot tell his secrets and Julian doesn't understand the significance of this act, but perhaps Garak can be forgiven - for whatever it is that Julian reads between his lies.

sapphosewrites

I wrote a ficlet about this a while back!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

cookiethebirddoll

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

probuccalfat

i’m livestreaming a long contemplative silence later if you’re interested

#the data screenshot. you may contemplate the silence with me if you wish #Star Trek tng

preciousnugget

Classical Pieces You've Probably Heard but Might Not Remember the Name

William Tell Overture- Rossini (Most famous part at 8:45, but why not listen to the whole thing?) I’m adding hints, at least to the ones I recognized culturally. This one is “go, horsey, go!”

Also Sprach Zarathustra- Strauss Slow, dramatic entry scene, IN SPAAACE.

Eine Kleine Nachtmusik- Mozart People running out of a fancy wedding or something. Also known as DUN, dun DUN, dun DUN dun DUN dun DUUUUN.

Symphony 94, Mvt. 2 “Surprise Symphony”- Haydn ?

Toccata and Fugue in d Minor-Bach Halloween organ!

Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2- Chopin Picture a tiny old woman playing piano in a sunlit room with lots of flower vases, about the spill the tragic secrets of her past to some timid young visitor.

Rondo alla Turca- Mozart the babysitter from The Incredibles: “Time for some COGNITIVE ENRICHMENT!”

Sinfonie de Fanfares: Rondeau- Jean-Joseph Mouret Royalty is coming. Or someone is getting married. Or royalty is getting married. Also the PBS Masterpieces theme.

The Four Seasons: Spring- Vivaldi (I just linked to the whole thing because it’s great) Again, someone is getting married, but this one is strings instead and a lot less frumpy.

Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring- Bach That one that amateur guitarists love where the notes are all up and down but all the same length. Also used in movie weddings.

O Fortuna (from Carmina Burana)- Carl Orff SONG OF DOOM. Also song of “baby on fire!” in The Incredibles.

Funeral March- Chopin ?

Orpheus in the Underworld: Infernal Galop (A.K.A. Can Can)- Offenbach Well, “aka can-can” says it all.

Pomp and Circumstance (You probably graduated to this)- Elgar Oh yes, Baaaa dun dun dun duun duuuuun… Also if you were a bandie you had to play it for 3 years before graduating to it.

Gayane: Sabre Dance- Aram Khachaturian Comically hectic productivity, a circus clown juggling while standing on a ball, or perhaps a rapidly-approaching termite infestation. Could go any way, really.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Wedding March- Mendelssohn The song movies play right AFTER they both say “I do.”

Carmen: Les Toreadors- Bizet I can’t be the only one who remembers when ‘Hey Arnold’ did this. “Bullfights and swordfights, rolling in manuuure!”

The Ride of the Valkyries- Wagner Good song for a naval battle I guess? I can only think of the mini golf course I went to as a kid with the creepy castle on Hole 18 that played this.

Für Elise- Beethoven That one every amateur piano player loves to play because the beginning is just E and E-flat over and over. Also ballet and piano recital scenes in movies.

Dance of the Hours- Ponchielli Hello mudda, hello fadda, here I am at, Camp Granada…

Rigotello: La Donna e Mobile- Verdi More than a few sophisticated movie villains (or snobby good guys) have this playing on a Victrola. Also, tell me you don’t picture Pavaroti no matter who’s actually singing.

Night on Bald Mountain- Mussorgsky ?

Romeo and Juliet: Love Theme- Tchaikovsky More movie-love, usually building up to admitting they live each other.

Entry of the Gladiators- Julius Fucik I have one word for you: CIRCUS.

Lakmé: Flower Duet- Delibes OMG ALIAS. Nadia’s spy backstory in Film Noir!

Peer Gynt: In the Hall of the Mountain King- Greig Mischievous Tiptoeing in Movies song. Also something growing out of control, slowly at first and then quickly, and (comically) exploding.

Rodeo: Hoedown- Copland The title says it all tbh.

Peer Gynt: Morning Mood- Greig Sunrise/waking up Movie Song du jour.

New World Symphony Mov. [2][4]- Dvorak Well now I’m thinking of “An American Tail” and I’m crying…

Ave Maria (You knew this, but did you know that it was by Schubert?) Nothing to add. I’m not a music snob, really, but if you didn’t know this, YOU SHOULD.

Canon in D- Pachelbel This is the one that the pretty Trans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas song comes from. :-)

Add others if you want! Have fun!

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Dies Irae (from Requiem) - Verdi Scary scenes in cartoons, especially involving storms, holes, or treacherous waterfalls.

Flight of the Bumblebee - Rimsky-Korsakov Oh come on, everyone knows this one! It sounds too much like the title for you to forget what it’s called! Also: Drumline.

Finale to the 1812 Overture - Tchaikovsky Naval battle! Cannon! Fireworks! 4th of July in ‘Murica! Even though it’s about that *other* war going on in 1812!

Der Holle Rache kocht in meiner herzen (aka the Queen of the Night aria) - Mozart The one that fancy ladies in movies use to try and break champagne glasses.

Libiamo ne’ lieti calici - Verdi ?

Largo al factotum - Rossini Does your cartoon need a classical tune for your rotund Italian chef to sing while tossing pizza dough? Have we got a song for you!

Overture to The Barber of Seville - Rossini Fast-paced, sneaky-things-are-afoot movie song.

The Blue Danube Waltz - Strauss Da-da-da dum dum. *plink plink* *plink plink*. As heard in Jack’s entry to First Class in “Titanic,” and a million other places. (Veggie Tales “Stuff Mart,” anyone?)

Moonlight Sonata (mvmt. 1) - Beethoven The ultimate pretty-and-sad piano and/or ballet scene song.

Symphony No. 5 - Beethoven dun dun dun DUUUUUN.

I’m sure there are more but these were some of the first that came to mind as missing!

teunvolkarin

I think this one’s missing, one of my favourites:

Danse Macabre - Camille Saint-Saëns

maythecorpsbewithyou

This is one of the best classical music master-posts I’ve ever seen. I’m so proud of yall

pallascatisnotimpressed-blog

Pavane for a Dead Princess- Maurice Ravel. Apparently it’s in Dark Knight Rises? I just think it’s pretty.

And

Tales from the Vienna Woods- Johann Strauss II. Contains the melody playing on Rose’s music box in Titanic just before Cal gives her the Heart of the Ocean.

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quasi-normalcy

It's never just one minority.

The entire British elite is a cancer upon the world.

quasi-normalcy

And now any sort of concerted opposition seems to have faded away altogether. Observant readers will note I am writing an article about British politics, and directing my arguments to a British audience, in an American publication. In the months leading up to the Code of Practice (bathroom ban) being unveiled, the right wing press lobbied hard for trans exclusion (and are celebrating now), but unless I have missed something, I don’t think there’s been a single unequivocally pro-trans opinion piece in a mainstream media. Straight news reporting will ‘both sides’ it, including quotes for and against (see the BBC’s write up or the Independent’s), and there has been some reporting that quotes trans people on the impact this has had on them, but no major newspaper or outlet has a pro-trans opinion line.

Again, this is a clear symptom of democratic failing. It took Orban in Hungary over a decade of hard work to get such uniformity in the press on social issues. Trump and the American fascist movement have enthusiastically and brutishly gone after media freedoms and have achieved nothing close to this. The British media have just done it to themselves.

Yes, this hasn’t been because of a government crack down, but the result is functionally the same. The vast majority of people will never hear the other side of the story, the factually correct side of the story, the morally decent side of the story. The side of the story that was the overwhelming consensus among politicians and the public a mere 6-7 years previously.

And this is why The Guardian newspaper doesn't even deserve the steam off your piss.

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Matthew Rhys as Mayor Tom Loftis in Season 1 of Widow's Bay

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