head of the bus seat fan club

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

I was born to have a single antenna in the center of my skull with a bauble at the end of it. But I don't have this.

My partner and I were sitting on the couch with all 3 of our male cats just now. It's rare to have a congregation of 5 dudes with only 1 set of testicles between them but we made it happen.