Maikanto

When are advertisers going to figure out that constantly overexposing people to ads is actually counterproductive? Like thanks, you just gave me reasons to close the app and do life instead.

Terrible news. I read a story I wrote a while back and got invested, but I never finished it. It just ended mid chapter. Absolutely devastated. If I want to read the book I also have to write the book.

When the soap dribbles a little extra impotently on to the sink after you pump its load into your hand

when the soap pump is so pent up it completely misses your hand and just blows it all over your shirt

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

james ortiz is the only person who will see the light of heaven

every day I give thanks for the fact that the performer getting interview and podcast spots to talk about rocky hailmary is a latino gay person who a) has heard of gender and b) knows how to analyze a fucking script. imagine what kind of world we could be living in if they'd recast rocky's voice with an average hollywood A-lister and we were hearing their takes instead. we could be in actual biblical hell right now.