anne shirley as the lady of shalott (drowning)

This month we should all think more about Samwise Gamgee and Frodo Baggins kissing. It's a long track to Modor and all.

(To the tune of Kokomo by The Beach Boys) Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana, was U2 and Blondie and music on MTV, ooh she’s still preoccupied with 1985

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

Oh my god apparently today I heard the sonic boom of a meteor off the coast of massachusets????? Loud as fuck boom thought it was just wicked close thunder?????

charles xavier told me the brotherhood of evil mutants keep killing his xmen so i asked how many xmen he has and he said he just goes to the school for gifted youngsters and gets a new xman afterwards so i said it just sounds like hes feeding mutants to the leftist infighting war and then scott summers started crying

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

as a child i thought it'd be important to establish secret code phrases with everyone i knew, in the event that i had to quickly distinguish them from their evil identical twin. like if they're standing side by side both going "no I'M the real one!" and i have to decide which one to shoot. i'd just be like "oh yeah? what's the password!" and the impostor would go "ummm uhhhh" and my real friend would go "frog ball nine thousand" and i'd fucking blast the other guy away. needless to say this has saved me countless times

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them

New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually

microdosing hell by being awake and literate