Wayho

What. Wrong with Him

caption says “fucked up”

pussy hunming like a ford pinto

your mama so poblano pepper the way i roast her

YOUR mama so poblano pepper the way i stuff her

façade was literally the funniest game imaginable, no more games should even try to be funny because it just isn't worth it, they can't compare. nothing will ever be funnier than entering trip and graces' house and grace saying "So how have you been, John?" and you replying "bug ass" and them giving you possibly the most expressive stares of horror before firmly asking you to leave

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

why are you as. a man haunted by anotherman

remember when harambe died

why is no one talking about the pagan origins of toyotathon???

You should break up with her then

but BUT what if you’re gay AND a law enforcer?

then you’re a traitor to the community

What about Captain Holt???

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

bout to go so feral over that alien build a bear idgaf i need it so bad

women can use a weird power

STOP USING IT ON ME!!!

Impossible to overstate how good an aesthetic ‘surrounded by a halo of dozens of tiny shards of glass/ice/knives/whatever you are about to telekinetically murder people with’ is.

crying because i’ll never be surrounded by a halo of dozens of tiny shards of glass/ice/knives/whatever i am about to telekinetically murder people with

I am creating upsetting spells in my fucked up wizard tower today

Not that I dont believe you but like, what makes the tower fucked up?

Asbestos >:)