Yeah. It is your bad
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Yeah. It is your bad

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genius. it creates energy clones of itself to gather resources, while the main body stays alert and safe. and if i attack, it can simply swap bodies with one of its clones
feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter
My favourite Pokémon is Metapod!

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make sure when youre done with your calculator you take out the solar cell and plant it in the ground so it grows into a big talll solar panel and also it will be grateful to you and protect you
just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body
I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.
Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."
I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job
By the way this book is over 1000 pages long
weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

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Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night
Reishi farmin’
It’s the Mush Room
this is where u wake up to get judged when u dieÂ
Interdimensional House of Pancakes
give your valentines one (1 ) singularity bomb
47 pearls in my pearl account
This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine
how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild
MY FATHER BLED FOR THIS GUILD WHILE YOU WERE STILL IN THE TUTORIAL. YOU SMURF ON HIS VERY BONES.

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"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you are split in half."
- Mark "Cleft in" Twain