Geese?

The Minecraft movie was actually just made in Minecraft with shaders

It’s a shame pneumonia means what it does because it would be such a pretty name

The little English people in muffins are so scrumdidlyuptious

Just realized granola is like dog food in the best way possible way. Like I can just pour it out and eat it? Bonkers

"Am I gay?" tests are so funny to me because all I can think of are people who say yes to "Are you attracted to the same gender?" and then are utterly shocked when the test tells them they are, in fact, gay.

They really ought to make more duck shaped boobie traps to confuse those who will inevitably shout “DUCK” to their comrades when being boobied

I went to IKEA to buy a Blahaj but apparently that one person from the math problems bought ALL of them that morning. I’m so sad :(