a merchant of eel skins

let me put this in terms you can understand. our toddler, Urist Elbereth Martinez, fell down a Z-level and had !!FUN!! because you weren't fucking (L)ooking

Everyone shits on elf metal. Just because dwarf metal (GRANITE FORGE, UNDERBEARD) and orc metal (URROSH GROGAG, TUSK) are widely renowned and pioneers of the genre and style as a whole doesnt mean we all need to collectively bash LAST KING ELIANDOR'S DIRGE FOR THE FALLEN LEAVES PARTS IX-XXII

taylor swift fans heads would explode if they encountered the head explosion monster

sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

observe how quickly people named "chuck" or "angus" get quiet when the conversation topic at hand turns to beef