[rantings/ravings/irrationality]

The code switching between "faggy little queer with the hand" when I'm talking to queers and women and "straight cishet linkedinsona" when talking to straight cishet men is melting my brain now that I'm having conversations with the new intern (woman) and my other coworkers (middle aged conservative straight men)

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

i actually don't think you should have to be able to work and do good in college and pay for a car and utilities and rent and a mortgage to live a good worthwhile life I don't think the worth of a human should be measured in their "usefulness"

it's actually more comfortable on her flat chest

kids will be like "appy juice is my favorite" and when you ask why theyll say its because of dialectical materialism

its not domesticated it just likes the feeling of a collar around its neck

*picking petals* she loves me... she loves me lots... she loves me... she loves me lots...

Saw a post that genuinely posited that trans women are seen as men more often than trans men are so they are the ones that benefit from male privilege. Again, I’m coming back to the point that transandrophobia theorists don’t think transition does anything.

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney

a tgirl’s a-cups are plenty to grope and be perverted about. anyone with a warrior’s spirit can recognize this.

@catgirldollthing :3

kind of amazed at how much they've stepped up the girl murder here in the last couple of days like they're really going for it now, i feel like i say that every couple of weeks but fucking hell