What am I Doing

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

notice how everyones 30 now

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it'd be really funny to me if an extremely intimate part of the eridian mating process is cohabitating together, esp if they mate for life. bc rocky would return home with the knowledge that he's basically married to this guy and everyone he knows would see it that way as well, and grace Would Not Understand this, at least not right off the bat. i mean one must imagine there were some Charged encounters on the Mary (how does one privately jerk off when their roommate can hear like literally everything lol) but he's fully convinced they're just roommates with some awkward bits thrown in. meanwhile rocky is sweating like. fuck. there's no going back. he watched me eat and we lived together for 16 years. i have to introduce this guy to my family. i have to do a bunch of other courting customs to seal the deal. i have to make sure he and adrian get along. and what is the media going to think when they find out he's only in his 40s. oh my god i'm going to jail

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.