foxcove

fuck if we know

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

if you told me a year ago that i would start shipping Ken™ and that youtuber I vaguely know about along with two rocks who are so far gone for each other that it's sickening (one of them being an absolute wife guy 5000), I would've signed you into an asylum but here we are

half the thoughts i have aren't mine and i don't know where they're coming from

Did some cable management, now Ricky shouldnt be able to take out our internet anymore by sitting on specific cables

im in a cent

this is the only real money

@kittybroker

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I thought it means that hippos are a disease that can be transmitted through breathing the same air as an infected subject

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive