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#what the hell did he do to my boy mechanikong #the muppets #godzilla #king kong

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demilypyro

I hope gta6 flops I hope rockstar goes under I hope it kills the AAA industry as it currently exists and stigmatizes the concept of ever-increasing development costs in pursuit of ever-bigger games for years to come and we enter a golden age of low budget game development as consumers flock to playing indie games

demilypyro

scoutsmoocrew

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

sapper-in-the-wire-old

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

swagforbirds

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

thyrell

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

weaselle

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

sexhaver

Ben Drowned is hands-down one of the funniest creepypastas ever because like. it singlehandedly cemented the setup of "woah guys i found this N64 game at a garage sale and it's HAUNTED!!!!" as a cliche. this guy named Jadusable kept posting videos showing his copy of Majora's Mask with fucked up glitches, like Link being constantly on fire and screaming, or having his upper body rotated 90 degrees, or having NPCs say ominous shit to him, etc. you really need to watch the original video for the full experience (assuming you havent already), but if you haven't, at least watch this one starting around 2:30:

so Jadusable posts the "final" update to his story and his forum account goes dark. in the canon of his creepypasta, he's straight up dead (killed by the haunted game cartridge), and he seems to be sticking to it by not posting anything. theories ran wild - was it an elaborate scam? could it have all been true?

years later, on April 1st 2012, with no announcement or fanfare, Jadusable posts the following video, "king kong.wmv", following the naming scheme of his previous videos. skip to 1:30ish.

when i tell you the people who took the creepypasta seriously for years were MAD mad

#this does kinda ruin the mystique of the story #but at the same time it’s funny as fuck

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homunculus-argument

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

luckyletd0wn

supid

homunculus-argument

supid.

queer-as-city-folk

Do you think Vampires enjoy wearing and painting with toxic pigments?

queer-as-city-folk

Like was there ever a vampire in an arsenic green dress

And finger painting with lead tin yellow and vermillion

bowtiepastabitch

This implies that vampires knew the arsenic green was toxic and just didn't tell the humans, and honestly I'm so here for it

queer-as-city-folk

Actually no, this vampire lived in 1967 and got his dress by stealing from a museum.

queer-as-city-folk

He wanted to see how far his immortality would take him

queer-as-city-folk

The answer?

Not very far, he died 2 years later, not of the arsenic but rather a stake through the heart

queer-as-city-folk

Shot from a crossbow by a group of gay vampire hunters from California while attending Woodstock

queer-as-city-folk

She was busy getting a masters degree at Berkeley and having gay sex with her girlfriend

I wonder if there’s some poor stupid bastard out there who is nostalgic for New 52 era DC

#does anyone pine for the days of the worst written starfire #or the superman book so uncoordinated that it made one of the writers quit #or just every single character looking like shit #ive already seen people nostialgic for 2008 wwe I know people have dogshit taste when blinded by memory #dc #dc comics #dcu #dc universe #new 52

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Oh god I just realized

The Persona 4 discourse is gonna be back in full goddamn swing when the remake comes out

#please people be normal #(they will not be normal)#also include the yosuke romance you fucking cowards #persona #persona 4 #p4 #p4g

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Y’know, I’m glad the hardcore drama for this week is End It putting a bounty on a guy in a banana costume and not some creep shit

#I actually saw End It on Wednesday #set was awesome #no gimmick onesies in sight #imo keep that shit to Halloween or Drain shows #as long as the guy didn’t get hurt who cares #end it bchc #hardcore punk #Baltimore hardcore #hardcore #punk

They. They forgor

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

predstrogen

this is a fucking futurama bit

#reminds me of that tragedy…

pukicho

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

sentient-tent

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

sentient-tent

reblog to feed her notes

elodieunderglass

How is she doing this

slygirlboy

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

slygirlboy

this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man

#if you know alien lore you know the greys are freaky fucks

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