Gabriella’s Lestrap

i am prepared for a lot of lesmand enjoyers to crash tf out after whatever our first impression of lestat pov lesmand is. I need you all to hold my hands and remember that the essence of lesmand is both of these guys acting like they could never in a million years be assed to love each other and then turn around and follow that up with the most romantic declaration of undying love youve ever heard in your life. and then they'll say btw I still hate that guy and hes the most annoying bitch alive. this too is lesmand

all that said the only reason I'm even concerned at all is that lestat rn is doing very bad and pissed off at everyone. otherwise I WOULD be expecting him to bust right out of the gate with "let me tell you a story about the most beautiful enchanting scary man I've ever met in my life"

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art

''bring back renaissance art'' I bet your ass you can't even definitively tell that movement apart from others

"posing next to art we think we can do'' can you though. can you

Please don’t make me say it.

This is such a bad addition. You don't get to call a movie bad, "having a problem", or "generic het slop" because it wasn't about what you wanted it to be about. That's not how creation works. "Generic het slop" please go be racist on someone else's posts 😭 And Remmick isn't queer. He's just a white man doing what white men- especially straight white men- have historically done.

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

sometimes i remember that there are people who think lestat should go vampire no contact with gabrielle. as though she hasn’t been trying to do that to him for like 200 years

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

Punk is about supporting your local libraries and throwing hamsters into a river

You gotta get the hamsters to skip along the river like stone if you just chuck them and they sink immediately that's emo, not punk

i honestly really hate the "identifies as" kind of language. it's super invalidating. i do not "identify" as a horse. i Am a horse. and i'll stomp you to death with my hooves