Gabriella’s Lestrap

life's full of opportunities to say phrases like "I'm screwing my vacuum"

And yet very few chances to actually screw one's vacuum. Except for those who are pure of heart

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

Beyond perfect 🤣👍

Dude’s got pipes

Damn he is BELTING it.

I play this EVERY single time it crosses my dash. This is joy.

men will do literally anything other than engaging in pro-social community-oriented behavior and then get online and complain about how masculinity is vilified and men aren't allowed to be heroes anymore

"all men really want is to feel like the hero" okay then volunteer at a food bank. get narcan training. step in when a woman is being harassed on the street. help out an elderly neighbor with shopping or home repairs. learn how to safely de-escalate fights. help your friends move. join or start your workplace union. become a big brother or volunteer coach for kids' sports. clean up your local park or get involved in some local conservation campaign. do your own damn dishes. notice what needs to be done and then do it. the world doesn't need heroes, it needs helpers. there are literally so many paths to finding a sense of self-respect and worth through pro-social behaviors that improve your immediate local community and help build your network of close personal connections. but these guys don't give a shit about actually contributing anything to the world. they just want to whine and fantasize.

their inherent lack of self-respect is belied not only by the fact that they can't imagine doing anything that contributes to building a better, more resilient society, but how they can't imagine that doing so might involve a lot of small acts and choices and not one big act of heroism that gets them on the news as Big Man Of The Year.

as we all know the only person who can be blamed for the patriarchy is Richard Patriarch, the big guy in charge of abusing woman. everynoe else including men suffer just as much as woman.

actually richard 'dick' patriarch is a historically misunderstood figure... he was forced to go to a boy's-only school as a child and his parents forced him to go to university (which is why he became a politician).... he suffered just as much (if not more) under his own policies but he made them anyway because he believed so strongly that he was doing the right thing..... he's kind of like a woman if you think about it......