Gabriella’s Lestrap

when you compliment or thank someone for being such a good friend to you and they hit you with the "i'm going to totally betray your trust soon and you're making it really difficult not to feel conflicted about it" stare 😂😂

the thing is you gotta milk these relationships for all they're worth because when you're a dog that's going to be euthanised soon in someone's eyes there's almost nothing they won't do for you however ☝️ you may struggle to get them to put aside their ethical hangups to have sex with you. in case you were wondering.

ldpdl being homophobic about dm fledgling bond as if we didn't see him holding the door open for his lestat hallucination at one point

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

The bus fucking bit me

it's pride month, and while I usually spend every other month centering trans women, this month I'm going to center trans women even harder. happy pride to trans women. the world is better with you in it.

since a twerf found this post, reminder that trans women deserve to exist more than everyone else in the world

strapjobs r awesome bc u can lowkey chew it a little if u want

Chew on it Chewsday

so there's a natural order to this world and we need atleast four million mans in boots with armor, vehicles, and firearms to enforce it, otherwise something unnatural might happen

The Sinister Looming Spectre Of The Vampire Armand Has Gouged A Gaping Hole In My Flesh That I Feel Pulsating With My Every Move