Gabriella’s Lestrap

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

she’s only 23? she should be indoors using the computer

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

Capitalism sucks. Unless it's Louis de Point du Lac doing it, then it's funny.

something something, women you're allowed to abuse. women you're allowed to abuse

Starting to think that decades of media in which the Scrappy Young Protagonist single-handedly defeats the evil empire just by winning a physical fight against the dread emperor has done real damage to people's perception of oppressive systems of power

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

"don't use Louis' pimp history to be racist against him" and "calling Louis a pimp is racist" are two different statements btw. the second one creates a far less favorable impression of your views on the historical sexual exploitation of woc.

like you can stan Louis while also giving a shit about the sexual exploitation of Black women. that's possible.

also people are kidding themselves if they think "pimp" is the worst word for this situation do you want us to do what Louis himself does and start calling him a human trafficker.

i like when they don't fuck because it leaves a big hollow sex-shaped cavity