i live my life in shackles but i'm borderline free

İ loved being neglected as a child…………

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

*visibly shaking* has anybody else noticed how beautiful everything is?

I don’t have followers. I have Sweeties,Darlings.. I don’t have any followers.

[cooing at a picture of a baby bird] awwwwww so cute. awwwww so cutes. awwwso cutes. awwwww [face grows cold and distant as my motherly instincts kick in] if the unit does not generate surplus value it must be destroyed