cuz i'm a punkrocker

Waiting for the day when AI "art" is recognized for what it is (universally cringe), and all our weird fics become premium reading because people are hungry for human authenticity after years of slop-fuelled feeds… (That day is now btw)

This is definitely on par with the original

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

actually writing the fic down

yeah i cant do dating apps

can someone just fall in love with me so i don’t have to do that shit

okay but Shane takes a hit late in the game and doesn't return so in the post-game presser somebody (they're new, they don't know any better, they will never make this mistake again) asks Ilya "how's Hollander's head" and Ilya experiences every emotion at once as he wrestles with the lingering terror of seeing the love of his life take five seconds too long to get up (he's fine) and also the sheer delight at being offered this perfect, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on a silver platter