My aesthetic is a mix of Gonzo and Miss Piggy

im the king from humpty dumpty that tried to get my men to fix the egg and it didnt work and i was like Lol let the horses try

[ID: Tweet posted on 10 July 2025 by @ zayaway that reads: "Watching family feud and one the questions is: 'Admit it, sometimes you wish your husband was _______.' And a lady buzzed in a said 'A WOMAN!' It went silent bro" /End description]

[ID: Comic of two near identical drawings of women, with the only notable difference between them being that the woman on the right is fat. Both drawings are captioned "this is my OC #girl". Under the thin woman is a comment by @/comment_leaver which reads "OMG she's so hot wow💦💦" while under the fat woman is a comment by @/comment_leaver which reads "they look like they give good hugs❤️" /End ID]

petplay but youre a slug so i just stare at you for 3 and a half hours while you eat 1 piece of carrot

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

after seeing your friends for a few hours sometimes u walk away and return home with a little ball of glowing golden light in your chest

@treeantlers @delinquent-pigeons

in monster world they have berries and cream but they call it SCARIES and SCREAM. one of many interesting little cultural differences

@delinquent-pigeons

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

This, and You Are One Of Today's Lucky 10,000 are very much things I love about Tumblr culture, yes!

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

Loving star wars is a curse and perhaps a mental illness of some kind

It is also hereditary, and commonly passed from fathers to daughters.

it’s such a basic part of the reality of disabled people as a whole but it’s STILL so hard to get ppl to understand that some people will simply die without 24/7 care. their care is not for comfort, it’s not for fun, it’s literally a matter of life and death. “if their care was taken away i’m sure they’d learn to suck it up like the rest of us!” – something ive heard time and time again. no they wouldn’t, they would die. they HAVE died. they continue to die as cuts are made to welfare and health. why is this so impossible for people to grasp.

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice