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fragiledate

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

picsthatmakeyougohmm

segamascott

eviethekiwi

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

ectoimp

kingcatnine

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

seven-oh-four

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

kingcatnine

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

cvntkisser

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

kingcatnine

when will it be my turn.

o-kenki

kingcatnine

holy fuck

kingcatnine

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

(Source)

cathartidae

while the stray cat story may have circulated in 2020 and 2022, this story is actually from the Leningrad Zoo in 2014. (here's the original russian article as well.)

these two felines were introduced at 6 weeks old in order to give more enrichment for the lynx and for education purposes, however they got along fantastically from the start and were eventually moved to permanently live with one another.

a much less exciting story, but a much cuter one as well.

(source, source)

okaydays22

xanaxfarts

4000cc breast implants :)

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

metatextuality

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

beemovieerotica

sometiktoksarevalid

creatingblackcharacters

The drama! The skill! The cinematography! It's ART! IT'S ALL ART!!

the-haiku-bot

The drama! The skill!

The cinematography!

It’s ART! IT’S ALL ART!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Beautiful stop motion animation by CliffCreativity

todaysbird

that’s a whole man.

starsinfight

you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi

catsoverloaded

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

kitten-cab00dle

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

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Washing the waterbender baby

klappersacks

(via File Photo)

mudwerks

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

pricklylegs-deactivated20250727

Tasty obelisk fries..

memewhore

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

gingerhaze

“It’s digestible”

rhea314

“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.” Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index. Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5] In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s. Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco. Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.

from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html

The more you know! :D

nianeyna

I have learned a new thing today.

soupwife

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

nianeyna

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

dancinbutterfly

but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.

mr-elementle

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

papapastoral

And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes

elf7knight

This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.

It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post

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