run your welder not your mouth

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im glad there's a trades shortage in my generation because i'd have to work with you people if there wasn't

most novels at their core thematically are usually about some shit like the protagonist's bone-deep feelings of loneliness and isolation and their cravings for but inability to connect with other people. this is largely because novelists are sick freaks who are driven by their demons to spend hundreds of hours sitting alone in quiet rooms to write tens and thousands of words of text. they may not intend to write stories about loneliness, but by week six of the typing timeloop they are writing stories about loneliness whether they like it or not. writing a novel is not a naturally occurring healthy behavior, humans only do this when they are very distressed.

tmi actually stands for tumblring my information

One thing I like to imagine in the nanotech future is having like a trillion trillion microscopic probes exploring the soil and the ground of literally everywhere on the planet, looking for fragments of ancient manuscripts, ancient archaeological evidence of any sort, new species, you name it. A complete catalogue of everything hidden in the earth before it gets eroded or destroyed.

they replaced my milled penis with stamped parts to reduce manufacturing costs

i got a billet machined replacement because the OEM went out of business and the original castings aren't available anywhere 😎

relapsed on boar hunting

Aww. Is Puppy not moving like this? Is Mommy's Swag too different? Is someone's stupid little puppy brain feeling confidencemogged? Drop.

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

honestly i think they’re bad even when fresh… anything from mcdonalds being even slightly edible is a mass hallucination

nutjob is when you wrap their scrotum around it. post

Could you imagine if someone was like the joker but they made tig welds instead of doing clown stuff

@benihana-circumcision

this is actually @brainspikemethod . I cut da metal. He glue da metal