run your welder not your mouth

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wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

been inspecting properties for over a week and finally managed to find a real estate agent desperate enough to look past the gaping holes in my application 😍😍 like i cant believe i got away with not attaching any payslips or references or employment history 🤪 so the place is a bit old but its layout is perfect for dodgy and secretive activities snd morally grey dubious yet lucrative— [notices you reading my post] 😳 blueberries , apples and suktanas and raspberys and orange juice bitamin c Kale is a one of my favoriite vegetables not just because of the bersatility in how it can be oresented but also its major health and antioxidant benefits! 😋

tumblr liberals in the 1990s: "i believe that the boers and africans need a two state solution. anti boerism on the left is a real problem that needs to be critiqued. as a boer i feel unsafe leaving my house. wont someone please think of the boers?"

This is how white South Africans still talk

blog like no one's following you

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

many fathers and grandfathers have a sort of super power that allows them to eat a grapefruit and enjoy it

innate heart attack desire

She arrived around four. You offered her water because you were thirsty and you thought she might be too. A few hours into hanging out she asked you where the bathroom was and excused herself for a minute or too. Later that night, lying in bed, while going over every detail of the day in your head, looking for something to blame yourself for, a thought occurred to you. You made her pee. You feel a terrible shame. There’s something deeply evil about you. How could you do that to another person. You’re so fucking manipulative. You made her pee.