run your welder not your mouth

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CAn i see your lala or your yumyum?

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

Something silly about me is that drinking coffee is inherently hopeful bc it's like yes I will rise to meet the day thanks to this special substance

getting pussy and/or cock is not possible or feasible

its not even hard *bones splintering

recently neutered tgirl playing with her empty ballsack.

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

Daft Punk is playing at my house #myhouse.

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

road head got me spasming, legs busting through the floor of the car like fred flintstone. ran outta gas and were still making it home. yabba dabba doo!