run your welder not your mouth

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a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

man did you hear jeremy clarkson got hella cancer? man that sucks, i always loved watching that (huge splatter of blood sprays at your face from no discernible source) top gear show on the bbc

CAn i see your lala or your yumyum?

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

Something silly about me is that drinking coffee is inherently hopeful bc it's like yes I will rise to meet the day thanks to this special substance

getting pussy and/or cock is not possible or feasible

its not even hard *bones splintering

recently neutered tgirl playing with her empty ballsack.

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?