run your welder not your mouth

DO NOT REBLOG MY POSTS IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 10 ACTIVE FOLLOWERS

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

my boss is making me wear a dress

honestly i think using an iphone in 2026 should be illegal

i’ve been slowly reverting back to reddit atheist over the past couple months. like i know religion is complex and can be literally everything and whatever but bro… you can’t be telling children that shit 😐 like they don’t know anything and they look to you to tell you the truth of the world and you tell them some bullshit like that… it’s actually really fucked up

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

:/

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

man did you hear jeremy clarkson got hella cancer? man that sucks, i always loved watching that (huge splatter of blood sprays at your face from no discernible source) top gear show on the bbc

CAn i see your lala or your yumyum?

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

Something silly about me is that drinking coffee is inherently hopeful bc it's like yes I will rise to meet the day thanks to this special substance