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The princess I kidnapped and keep locked in my tower recently got on tumblr and has since been complaining that I don't respect her 'hmphs' enough. I'm not sure she understands our relationship.

The new maid who took me to this nice summer home doesn't seem to be listening to me? Even though I'm literally going "hmph!"

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

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auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

average tumblr user reblogs this and says "lol I am a proud brick wall"

I dunno you guys I think the emotion of “yaaay I finally have an excuse to be a bully” is one you shouldn’t luxuriate in

usamerican tiktokers are currently talking about how knowing about abu ghraib is "chronically online shit" and you can't be rude to people who don't know about it because they never learned about it in their college polisci programs. if you were curious

#mom threw them in the oven with the cookies to roast

Calling al jazeera irgc propaganda..the concept of a Qatari based news channel being pro iran

zionists live in a completely alternate reality. in their minds, everything that isnt jpost or cogat or a right wing think tank or the daily mail or anything that acknowledges israel might of done something bad and that palestinians might be suffering is irgc qatari hamas united nations ngo marxist islamoleftist agitprop. any palestinian that isnt ahmed fouad alkhatib or hamza howidy or john aziz or one of abu shababs disciples is a "hamas propagandist" or a "fedayeen wearing a press vest" aswell. and for some reason they think fucking qatar out of all nations has more influence on western media than ISRAEL, truly insane people

Saw a bug

no shot men hold up half the sky wtf was mao on

When Mao said "Women hold up half the sky," it was unknown at the time what held up the other half and so was left unstated. Later, Thomas Sankara discovered that women hold up the other half as well.

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

literally doing the whole "I wish femininity was as impossible for me as it is for you!"

TMEs will say "I wish I was as hated as trans women are" without a hint of irony