Aaaa

queer discourse final boss

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

shut the fuck up

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

I have a pair of oven mitts that simply do not work. You wear them and your hands still get burned through the mitts. What sort of clown hell world are we living in?

the doctor told me aliens keep killing his companions so I asked how many companions he has and he says he just goes to earth and gets a new companion afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding his companions to aliens and then he started crying

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

OP we desperately need examples

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

A CENTURY AGO

and if i said the twelth doctor?

“it failed because it got too woke” IT’S DOCTOR WHO, WOKE CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR WHO???