captain iot

My piece for the Ianto Zine!

(Oh and also the crippling depression and grief after said boss sends a firing squad after his fucking girlfriend after telling him to shoot her in head)

The Powerpoint version if you want to play with your friends

this is a true or false game answers hidden under the cut if you want to play along (lmk your score please)

I started with some random easy trivia for funzies

Torchwood has two episodes called "Day One"

All actors/characters of the main team also appeared in Doctor Who

Ianto is 23 in season one

Gwen has 2 children

Tosh has been inprisoned for smuggling goverment secrets

Jack and John Hart have been trapped in a time loop for 5 years

Easy 7. Gwen punches Hitler 8. Captain Jack Harkness get send back in time to WWII where he meats captain Jack Harkness, then they kiss in front of Captain Jack Harkness' squadron 9. Ianto's girlfriend gets eaten by a pterodactyl 10. The team meets Shakespeare and he flirts with Jack 11. Paris Hilton appears in an episode 12. Owen joins an alien fight club

Medium 13. The team find themselves in 1580 Venice where they have to fight vampires who want to destroy the city 14. Owen finds an alien device that makes him talk with animals, but doing so he becomes more and more like a dog - then they find out the villain who created the device was trying to become more like an animal to cure themselves from cancer 15. Owen beats up Death, literally in a fist fight, to save a dying kid 16. Tosh falls in love a WWI soldier and they play pool together at a bar 17. Jack, Gwen and Ianto find themselves fighting a zombie apocalypse in Cardiff 18. Looking around a school for a mission, Jack and Ianto meet one of Jack's exes - he thinks Ianto would get all jealous about it but Ianto and the ex get along so well they start making fun of Jack 19. Gwen finds out she's pregnant through an alien device, Jack also touches it and discovers he has a bomb in his stomach 20. They travel with Van Gogh to present times 21. Jack sells illegal wine to curches for the italian mafia

Hard 22. A ghost stalks Gwen, who is trying to figure out how he died, when she finally does, she almost gets hit by a car but the ghost pushes her away and saves her by becoming "real" for a moment 23. The team confronts an old man who can travel through time how he wants to that has summoned Abbadon, an ancient demon from the underworld - Jack fights him by giving him all his life 24. Tosh has to infiltrate a goverment agency but to do so she has to flirt with the guard, not knowing how to Jacks walks her though it 25. A pedofile is given a lethal injection, but, since he cant die, they let him go 26. The team works on a case about different missing people, and they think its linked to aliens, turns out it's just cannibals (Ianto almost gets turned into a nugget) 27. Owen gets kidnapped and tortured for days by his situationship, while this person was divorcing their husband, then they erase Owen's memory 28. A giant alien whale gets mutilated alive and its meat sold 29. Tosh has a child but a evil organization takes her and turns her into a hitwoman 30. Owen and Gwen gets forced to fake-date for a mission in the suburbs to find an alien hidden among people - they find out everyone is an alien and blow up the place

THAT'S IT, i hope you had fun!! Answers below

jack harkness is such a better person that i could ever be because what do you mean you forgive your ex and your brother after they bury you for 2000 years and immediately after you get out of it you learn they killed two or your only friends/family/coworkers and one of them is ACTIVELY bleeding out in your base, what do you mean you dont absolutely seek revenge IMMEDIATELY