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My second year doing Art Fight!
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First attack: Bobbin Bobble (by inkabelledesigns)

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Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.
Group of friends who are close because they all have the same superpower except no they don't.
As in, they all think the other ones have the same superpower as them, but, in fact, they do not.
For example:
Time traveler who always is running into these other people who seem to know what's going on or what will happen and is so happy he can finally share his travel stories.
Precognitive who is relieved he isn't the only one with the gift and who is glad to get help averting future disasters.
Mind reader with a horrible memory who tries to stay on top of things by skimming surface thoughts. You want to talk about next week's election results and how they changed the next decade? She's with you.
Totally normal guy who thinks the others have the absolute best bit ever and loves playing along.
They save the world at least twice without a single clue shared between the four of them.
It happens like this:
Mind Reader is standing in the middle of the park, sweating. They do not know why they're here, and obviously none of the people around them do, either. The truth is, they were on their way to the grocery store and got lost and then forgot. It happens.
But, then, they see Precog on a bench and Precog is thinking of them, because Precog had a vision of meeting Mind Reader here today. Of course, Mind Reader thinks, they were here to see their friend! They sit down next to Precog. Precog knows Mind Reader's name. Mind Reader can pick up Precog's name. They have a long and stimulating conversation, like they've known each other forever, courtesy of mind reading and future seeing. Precog assumes this is because Mind Reader also foresaw this. About halfway through, Precog starts finishing Mind Reader's sentences before they say them, and Mind Reader is picking up thoughts like 'it's wonderful to meet someone with the same abilities as me.'
They part ways with a promise to meet again for a coffee/rube-goldberg-esque prevention of a kidnapping.
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Normal Guy is just walking home from a Revolutionary War reenactment. They see Time Traveler walking the same way, also dressed in old-timey clothes.
"Oh, hey," they say, "were you just at the battle of such and such?"
"Why, yes," says Time Traveler, "did you also come from [year]?"
"You could say that! Do you live around here?"
"I do, for the moment. We should get lunch sometime and talk about yesteryear!"
"Sounds like a plan!"
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Precog encounters Time Traveler for the first time while breaking in to the corporate offices of a fabulously corrupt company. As in, they are both breaking in, and for the same reason. Thing is, Time Traveler has 'seen' Precog before! Precog thinks Time Traveler means 'seen' as in vision, but, nope!
Turns out that in the future, Precog foresees that Time Traveler needs some help with something similar, makes a lot of 'seeing the future' jokes that the Time Traveler misinterprets, and doesn't register that his old friend doesn't recognize him at all, because, hey, Mind Reader reacts to him in the same way whenever they meet up!
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Of course, Time Traveler and Precog want to introduce their other powered friends... Normal Guy and Mind Reader will definitely get along! They have the same powers, after all!
Woke up in the middle of the night with another idea about this.
The antagonist knows they all have different powers. The antagonist does not know that they don't know that. This results in 90% of their plans failing.
For example:
Antagonist has set thing up so it appears that anyone attacking them directly will die horribly via special effects. Precog sees this, and tells the others. Time Traveler shrugs and charges anyway. The others can always go back and stop them, and this way they have more data! The attack goes through.
Antagonist gives a long "join me" speech to Regular Guy, expecting rejection, because they see them as a kindred evil genius. Regular Guy shrugs and says sure. Wanders off and "betrays" them halfway through a climactic battle because one of their pipes burst and they had to go home.
Antagonist sets things up so Precog and Mind Reader think they're going to do two different things by telling the henchpeople one thing and planning to do something else. They ask Time Traveler and Regular Guy to break the tie for them.
This is easily my most popular post, and people keep reblogging it, saying they'd like to read more of it but... they never reblog the part... that has an actual story snippet (ie this version of the post)...
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
you have won a lifetime supply of this
How do you feel?
good!
I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH
im drowning in my supply help
Eh it's okay
BAD. VERY BAD
results/other
you would receive the supply once a month
the brand/type will vary so you could
you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

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I finally finished my first Art Fight attack, featuring Bobbin Bobble by @inkabelledesigns in her Magical Girl outfit! This took five million years and didn't go in the direction I expected but I'm very happy with it.
"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.
WHEN HE FALLS FROM A WHAT INTO THE WHAt
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WHAT IS GOING ON IN ACE ATTORNEY???
Nothing good.
One of the most important things I learned in my Language and the Law class is that law enforcement will intentionally misinterpret every type of statement asking for a lawyer as not asking for a lawyer. Even directly saying it like this βI will not speak to you without a lawyerβ can be taken as a simple statement of fact rather than a request for a lawyer. You literally have to state βI am now invoking my right to a lawyerβ and every time they try to proceed with an interrogation you have to answer every question with βI am invoking my right to have a lawyer presentβ. You canβt just tell them you wonβt talk without a lawyer or that you want a lawyer. You have to state that you are invoking your rights. Otherwise they could just say βwell they just said they wouldnβt speak without a lawyer present. Thatβs not invoking their rights to a lawyer. Itβs just stating a fact.β even just stating your right to a lawyer doesnβt count!
PLEASE share this addition. I am a lawyer who works in criminal defense, and this is one of the most avoidable things that people consistently get wrong about the Miranda rights.
Here are some more βambiguousβ phrases which courts have found DO NOT invoke your right to a lawyer:
βMaybe I should speak to my lawyer first.β
βI might like a lawyer.β
βI think I should have a lawyer present for this.β
βCould I speak to my lawyer first?β
βHow long until my lawyer gets here?β
And perhaps most egregiously β βGet me a lawyer, dawg β βcause this is not whatβs up.β
Here are the magic phrases which you need to know if you want to invoke your Miranda rights:
1) βAm I free to leave?β
Itβs worth asking this even if the answer is obvious. Even if the officer does not let you leave, by forcing them to admit that you are not free to leave, you are creating a record which your attorney can use to prove that you were in custody. Miranda rights only apply if the interrogation is custodial, meaning that police officers will frequently claim that their suspects wereΒ βnot in custodyβ to get around their Miranda rights.
2)Β βI am invoking my right to remain silent.β
Simply staying silent will not invoke your right to remain silent. As absurd as this is, you must explicitly say that you are invoking your right to remain silent in order to invoke that right.
3)Β βI am invoking my right to an attorney.β
As stated above, you must be not only clear and unambiguous, but clear and legallyΒ unambiguous. Donβt get cute. Donβt get sassy. And on the flip side, donβt get intimidated and use verbal ticks to minimize your request. Say the line with those words exactly β say it clearly, and say it once, and then say nothing else.
Because even after youβve done all this, the police can still try to get you to talk. Theyβre not supposed to interrogate you, but theyβre allowed to make casual conversation, and if that conversation just happens to circle back around to the thing they wanted to question you about, well, thatβs really your fault for talking after you said you wouldnβt, isnβt it? Canβt possibly fault the poor officers when you initiated β if you really wanted to have your rights respected, you wouldnβt have talked to them in the first place.
The police know this, and they will mercilessly exploit this loophole. So, once youβve successfully invoked your Miranda rights, any and all conversation you have with police officers will put those rights back into jeopardy.Β
Putting it all together:
Ask: βAm I free to leave?β
If they say no, say:Β βI am invoking my right to remain silent and I am invoking my right to an attorney.β
And then shut up and do not say a single thing to them for any reason whatsoever until you have actually spoken to an attorney. Yes, even if it takes hours. Yes, even if they start talking to you about something else.
Finally, a very important disclaimer:
I may be a lawyer, but Iβm not your lawyer, and I cannot guarantee that what Iβve just laid out here will always work for every situation. We didnβt get to this bizarre and absurd place overnight β we built this ridiculous system piecemeal, by deciding on a case-by-case basis that certain phrases were βtoo ambiguousβ or certain types of questioning werenβt actually questioning at all. The law is still in flux, and is still fundamentally out to get you, and willing to bend plain meaning beyond all recognition to do it.Β Even if you invoke your rights perfectly, exactly as I have specified above, thereβs a chance that your invocation of rights will be disqualified on some new technicality that no oneβs even thought of yet β and thatβs precisely the problem.
there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists
No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part
how often do you clip your nails
every day
every few days
every week
a little over every week
every 2 weeks
a little over every 2 weeks
every 3 weeks
longer
i don't clip my nails

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has this been done before
I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.
Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.
Go forth. Be free.
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GUYS, Flip was nominated for a Harvey Award! ππ
I'll be honest...was a little disheartened when this graphic novel was passed over for an Eisner nomination. But this completely makes up for that! It's such an honor to have this book nominated and included with other fabulous YA books! π
If you're a: - fellow comics creator - publishing professional - retailer - educator/librarian - member of the press (podcasters!)
then you can sign up to receive a ballot to vote here. For your consideration!
"...and yetβgood friends!"
lmao so anyway they let me draw a whole book

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So, I lurk in some writer subreddits, and a frequent topic of discussion is prose: what constitutes good prose, how do you write it, how do you improve it, etc. And yesterday I stumbled across one topic about the difference between good descriptive prose, and purple prose. OP asks people to share some of their favourite authors who they think write beautiful prose without tipping into purple. No problem; people are happy to oblige.
One person says that Steinbeck is one of their favourite authors for prose, and then they share an example of what they would consider purple prose. It is so violetly awful that I think the poster must have written it themselves as a kind of parody of purple prose. Other people assumed the same.
But as it turns out, they are quoting from a book written by a YouTuber whose channel ia dedicated to talking about writing (namely, their own writing, which is genius, but often not comprehensible to the drooling plebs).
Naturally, I read the free sample of their book in awe and horror, and I'd like to share some screenshots with you. If you also have trouble defining or understanding what purple prose is, it's this.
Yes, every single fucking page is written like this.
Reading some more of the preview for this book, and I realise this is by far not the biggest problem, but I'm begging this guy to just use 'shadow' instead of 'umbra'. I promise I will not accuse you of being a philistine.
'Noctilucent orbs'. Even fanfic written by a 14-year-old wouldn't dare.
The author is a man in his 30s, btw.
*throws this in the face of everyone who has ever accused me of writing purple prose*
Moms will just say the most hurtful shit off the cuff randomly like you'd need to get me to sit down for a whole day to formulate something as mean and they'll just do that shit off the dome