Clamberin'

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

autism fucking crazy you go outside and everything is orange

Not only did a woman make that post but she got a lot of vitriol for it too

I need this gif reversed

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

It's fucked up that you can contract "good night" to "g'night" just fine but it if you try to do the same for "good luck" it sounds like you're throating the person you're talking to tip-to-base

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex