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"or monsterfucker w/ her mom later" WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY I SWEAR TO GOF
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Honestly as a blind person Iām so tired of seeing fictional blind characters who donāt use white canes or other guides. āThey have special powers so they know whatās around themā or ātheyāre confident enough to not need a guideā are common tropes, and Iām tired.
Are people scared that using a white cane will make their blind character seem weak? They canāt use a cane because theyāre so special that they already know whatās around them, and other blind people who use guides are inferior because theyāre not special?
Iām tired. Give your blind characters white canes and other guides. Let them hold onto their friends, let them have guide dogs. Donāt make white cane users feel ostracized for not being āstrong enoughā to go without.
Another thing that pisses me off is when a sighted character comes up with the fantasy equivalent of braille and teaches it to the blind character. Braille was invented by Louis Braille, a blind man, in 1824. The blind character should be the one coming up with it.
Tldr Iām blind and tired of sighted people lol
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I get why people are talking about the whole submarine titanic thing.
It's awful.
But I'm here to address a different boat related tragedy.
One that absolutely breaks my heart.
Where a boat of migrants sank off the coast of Greece.
This boat had 300 Pakistanis and more than 500 Syrians.
The boat was carrying migrants from Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria and Egypt who were fleeing their countries dire economic conditions.
And we're trying to reach relatives in Europe.
What happened with the submarine is a terrible thing.
I just wish this story got the same coverage.
One is about billionaires the other about people escaping economic disasters.
Both about people losing their lives.
This definitely reminds me of the captain, Carola Rackete, who rescued 42 refugees at sea was facing jail time for her kindness and for helping themābecause Italyās policy was to NOT help refugees at sea.
(source)
There are two completely different standards for rescues at sea, depending on your country of origin and your skin color.
And refugees and asylum seekers from the global south are treated just as badly on land.
These glaring double standards are racism, plain and simple.
And for the record, anyone and everyone from the Greek Coastguard ship who helped sink the boat full of innocent men, women and children need to face a lifetime in prison.
Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do thoseĀ āreblog for X, this one really works!ā posts, but this one doesnāt have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesnāt even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youāll love
reasons new pickup trucks suck:
the beds are at best no bigger, and often smaller, than older models
heavier = less efficient
higher bumpers make them less compatible with most other vehicles, therefore more dangerous in a collision
higher tailgates make them harder to load
higher hoods give them an enormous blindspot in the front
higher center of gravity makes them less stable
higher seats give the driver a worse view of their immediate surroundings
higher bumpers also make them more likely to collide with a pedestrian's chest as opposed to their legs, as well as making the victims more likely to go under the car, leading to more deaths
oh also market research suggests people who buy trucks and SUVs are more likely to be assholes lmao
basically, watch this video if you need more reasons to hate trucks:

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This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award
Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure š
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just saw a post where someone put ādetrans dniā and like⦠hey we should be supporting detransitioned people bc if we donāt terfs will
sometimes youāre wrong about your identity and thatās ok like i used to think i was bi but it turns out i was wrong and i know ppl who thought they were trans but it turns out they were wrong and it should be ok and accepted that sometimes people donāt get it right on the first try
@shadowknight1224 this is an excellent way of putting it thank you
This touches on something I have felt for a long time, which is that one of the reasons rigid queer labels and gatekeeping is so dangerous is because if you want to encourage people to explore their gender/sexuality, there has to be a safe "Actually I was wrong" option.
I went through so very much anxiety coming out, and when I really think about it it was squarely from the fear of being wrong about it all. That I was, at heart, a cishet woman, and therefore I was appropriating a label that didn't 'belong' to me, and I would (somehow) be harming other people by doing so. There's so much more unnecessary pressure if the sword hanging over your head is "But you do have to be right about this, you can't back out once you've even asked the question."
I think that is Bad. I think it makes fewer people ask the question. I think that includes those who need to ask, and would be much happier for it.
to summarize: one of the things the Q stands for is QUESTIONING
and that is as it should be
Iād like to also submit the possibility that some people may be more prone to shifts in their gender identity than others, and that itās not necessarily even a case of being āwrong,ā so much as itās a case of just changing over time. I know the predominant narrative we see in discourse is that a person who transitions was never their agabāand Iām sure thatās true for a lot of people! But⦠itās not true everyone? I remember reading an interview with Danny Lavery after he came out, and he said something along the lines of āOne day, I went to bed a woman and woke up not a woman anymore.ā So if a person can change once, whoās to say that canāt change again? For example, I know Eddie Izzard (whose labels have shifted a lot over the decades, as terminology and options for gender identities identity have changed many times over since the 1980s) has said she goes through long block periods of being a particular gender, so right now sheās ābased in girl mode,ā (her words) but sheās previously had blocks of time being based in āboy mode,ā too. So like, whose to say other people donāt have block periods like that? Maybe somebody really was non-binary for ten years and now theyāre not anymore, yāknow? Not feeling something about yourself forever doesnāt have to mean you were wrong the whole time. Of course, being wrong is okay too! But Iād make room for both.
i LOVE this addition, especially because it helps us move away from the "ive always known" narrative that dominates so much trans space. sometimes your gender literally changes, and it's not helpful or healthy of us to act like that means everything that came before was false or mistaken.
Gender Fluid Vibes⦠Nice!
Some people are born this way, others changeā¦some are both! I was 100% born asexual, for instance, but my gender started shifting in interesting ways as I hit my mid-30ās. I was born a girl, I became a woman, and now Iāmā¦something else?
Never watched The Owl House
Iāve never watched it, Iāve had it on my list for a while now as a lot of people I follow post shit about it, so Iām gonna start now. may update with my thoughts
Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender everā¦. which sucks, but.. now itās on the net flix so guess what ya boiās doing !!!!!!
Man I dunno why Katara thinks Sokkaās so paranoid. If I saw a caillou lookin ass bitch come out of an iceberg with a six legged whateverthehell i would be suspicious and freak out too. Also Zuko please chill down
Caillou arrow boy why are you so nonchalant about being frozen for 100 years
āRelax Sokka, where weāre going you wonāt need any pants!ā
Aang what does that mean
What does that mean
Will you leAVE THAT POOR MANāS CABBAGES ALONE
We gotta go see
In the fire nation
Those damn heterosexuals
Steampunk shit???? Steampunk shit????
Steampunk shit????
Steampunk shit????
I hate this whole Face Stealing shit. Iām going to die just donāt hurt my Boy
Thanks I hate it! I never want to see that millipede fuckass ever again
Do Not TOUCh my boys Iāll fucking cut you pPrincess Firebitch
No donāt float your hair down the river someone is going to Find It and then Find You and it will be Bad and I will cry
sECRET TUNNELLLLL
What if we kissed⦠in the labyrinth under a mountain⦠just kidding⦠unlessā¦?š³
The earth kingdom city of
Oh no
Oh no
Oh shitfire
I think the only reason I was Going Apeshit over the avatar day ep is because Iād seen a lot of it with my friend once?? Even still, jesus fuckin christ š
The best reunion in cinematic history: Sokka and his boomerang
!!!! A GREMLIN
Sokka getting high off cactus water is something Iām less surprised about than Iād like to be. Also I wonder if those sandbender guys ever deal it out to people. Imagine. Cactus water cartels
Hm I think heās just afraid of this one turning into the moon too-
Katara just made a direct callout post about me this isnāt allowed. Maāam that isnāt allowed. She basically dished out rhetoric I give to other people all the time. Iām not the therapist friend per se but I am like⦠the shoulder-to-lean-on friend a lot of the time so hearing ā..But now youāre not letting yourself feel anything. I know sometimes it hurts more to hope. And it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you wonāt stop caringā hit me way harder than I thought it would now that itās coming back at me, and now I Am crying. I Am
KATARA MOSES
nvm some rayquaza lookin-ass is about to merc them šš
Listen Iām. Already having a shitty night. This leaves from the vine shit Did Not Help
arjssjjrjsjwjd epic rap haiku battles of history
I command this episode to stop murdering me
This Dai Li shit is freaking me the fuck out
Seeing the caption ā[Dai Li screaming]ā on the screen is very satisfying
Can these children never catch a fucking break
What the fuck is going on
Oh my god Iām dying!!!!!!! I love Sokka so much hes precious and a gift to this world the way he did that clappy thing and went :0 āShopping!!!!!ā GOD I fuxking. Love this boy. Forever
Sokkaās smile gives me MUCH serotonin
OH IROHāS FUCJIBG
MakjskajjwnebeSISIWKS HESS FUCJJIB HE S FUCKINGN RIPPED NOW YOOOO
āSeriously? It looks like the beach threw up all over it.ā
ā¦..me @ me
This forehead eye dude is fucking wack. What the hell and fuck
āUnfortunately, my success did not last, Aang.ā
Of course it didnāt!!!!! Itās a motherfucking volcano!!!!!! What!! Did you think!!!! Was going!!! To happen!!!!!
Sparkysparky boom man!
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bAbY yoUrāE mY drEaM giRL
Iām starting to think that Aangās not just sleep deprived, heās also high off his ass
Yo those tanks that are bendy???? They crawl??? Like the Insects???? Excuse???? š?????
āYour uncle has really gotten to you, hasnāt he?ā
āYes, he has.ā
:D
:D
:D!!!!
My my. Combustion Man seems to have combustioned himself
Two bros chillin in a war balloon five feet apart cause theyāre not gay
āMy first girlfriend turned into the moon.ā
āThatās rough buddy.ā
THATS AN ACTUAL QUOTE? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS JUST MEMEING BECAUSE IT FUNNIE HAHA AND IT FITS W
This is the goddamn āDash calls Danny a twinkā situation ALL OVER AGAIN
Every time Sokka or Zuko smile or laugh, I go back a few seconds so I can see or hear it again
We can have one (1) time-wasting nonsense. As a Treat
This play is killing me Iām gong to die of secondhand embarrassment like actua- toPH OH MY FUCKING GOD
Toph: :D!! :D :D :D :D
Me:
Okay so does the island like⦠call upon people who are ālostā in a few ways and make it so they are trapped there without knowing how until they find themself or some shit? Itās oddly specific speculation but like. I like the idea of an island that just fucking forces you to go to therapy
graMP GRAMP
I have NEVER cried over a reunion in a show or book or movie before now. Ever. Atla is breaking all kinds of records for me and I am having Emotions,
You know what? in a way I was right about it being therapy island
I got to see the absolutely stunning visuals and sweet conclusive scene of the end of this show⦠while shirtless in a dark pantry at 1am
Feel like I just speedran the whole series, op, thank you.
Always reblog the speed run ATLA post
This goes in the pinned post, magnificent!

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Black cats are lucky. (viaĀ leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.Ā Not bad luck.Ā I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
āSee him faceā
I sure fucking do see him face
Him face
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)
Reblog him face for good luck in 2022
Reblog him face for good luck in 2023
Comic about trans men in the health care system I made for magazine Ottar last autumn! Please note that it presents a Swedish perspective unless stated otherwise, as it is mostly based on Swedish studies. I would however argue that it has implications on the state of healthcare for trans people in other places as well. Thank you so much Hedvig for translating this!
throwback to a comic about trans menās health for trans day of visibility! ā§
The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well
This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:
But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.
This, however, are all chairs:
Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.
So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.
Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person
I think this is so neat and to all my trans followers - if you ever need help remembering just how valid and real you are, please look at this!
Colorizing queer and trans history
Happy Trans Day of Visibility to you all, trans people have always existed and will always exist, you're valid and loved and completely accepted with me and I support and love you to the moon and back and beyond.
So, I reblogged this a sec ago and then started reading (bad habit, I know). Something Iāve noticed is 1. weāve been here far longer than people think. Trans people have existed for years and years and years. and 2. A lot of these people hit their 70s/80s. They were trans youth, adults, elders. Jackie Shane (1940-2019), colonel Amelio Robles Ćvila (1889-1984),Ā StormĆ© DeLarverie (1920-2014),Ā Christine Jorgensen (1926-1989), and a few more in this source alone.Ā
We lived. We were alive.Ā We live. We are alive.
Happy Trans Day of Visibility to you all, dear friends. We are alive<3

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Once again @everyone: REBLOG stuff you like!
And DONT REPOST stuff thatās already here! WHY do we even have to go through this again huh? DONāT. DO. IT.
And if you share something from a different platform that isnāt on tumblr already you ASK the creator for permission and then give CREDIT!
reblog, donāt repost, this
Terminology reminder: reblogging is Tumblrās in-site sharing system but REPOSTING is saving a picture from a post and then making your own post
I have seen genuine confusion about this in the past (largely from ppl more used to other sites that donāt have a reblog system) thatās the only reason Iām adding the explanation
writer survey question time:
what software do you write your stories in
google docs
microsoft word/libreoffice
notepad/other plaintext editor
scrivener
a markdown editor
directly in tumblr/ao3/dreamwidth/whatever website you're posting to
discord/other chat client
a physical notebook
something else? (tell us about it!)
I don't write, I'm just nosy
inspired by seeing screencaps where the software is offering (terrible) style advice because I haven't used a software that has a grammar checker for my stories in like a decade
if you use multiple applications, pick the one you use most often.
At this point it's kinda evenly split between word/physical notebooks/notepad
I'm purposefully trying to move away from using Google Docs and from Google in general. Been having a good time with Scrivener!
The amount of people using Google Docs is terrifying. It barely functions when you have too many words! It eats things! IT'S GOOGLE.
Some fun (and potentially horrifying, if you know anything about coding) facts about Google docs that I have forcibly discovered via my new job:
1: due to their newest "this is a GREAT IDEA!" idea, Google docs is now actually an Image, not actually text on your screen.
1a: Google docs uses an html element called a Canvas now, which is exactly what it sounds like -- using JavaScript, Google accepts your key presses, cursor movement (for selecting, moving text chunks, etc), and other such interactions, translates those actions into a form the canvas can understand, and then DRAWS THOSE ACTIONS ON THE CANVAS
2: if you're wondering how efficient this actually is, the answer is "not very". Every interaction you make, from clicking to move the cursor, typing a single letter, deleting a single letter, highlighting words... it all triggers code that quickly erases a large chunk of the canvas and then redraws everything previously erased with your new change. Sometimes even just sliding your cursor across the doc is enough to make the JavaScript code erase and rebuild an entire page image. Yes, this happens literally on every keystroke. Yes this is probably part of the reason that Google docs eats things sometimes.
3: yes this is actually Horrible for accessibility needs, because all that text you see on the screen? It's not text. It doesn't exist AS TEXT in any location that external code (or you and I!) can access. Google saves your document as a bunch of text + metadata about that text (and any images, so yes, images being added to a Google doc are being Redrawn On The Canvas) but we can't access that without explicitly getting access to the Google doc API
4: yes this means that screen readers can't actually read anything on Google docs except via the API (which requires a Lot of hoops and is frankly very poorly documented, as many APIs are) or via some. Fascinating code wiggles.
4a: yes I'm aware of this specifically because I needed to get a specific screen reader web extension working with Google docs, and yes I went the route of the fascinating code wiggles because it enabled me to get screen reader support on shared but uneditable documents, which is actually NOT GUARANTEED with any other method of getting access to the text.
5: somewhat unrelated to screen reader accessibility, and much more of a 'huh, weird decision, but I guess I get it', but all those Pages you scroll past in a long document? Google is reusing 4 canvases at most to display that whole document. Depending on your direction of scroll, Google keeps Last Page, The Two Pages Potentially Visible On Screen, and Page After Those Two Pages (so if you're looking at the middle of page 4 of a document, Google has probably got page 3, page 4, page 5 and page 6 loaded on the four available canvases. If you scroll up to the bottom of page three, those loaded pages switch to pages 2, 3, 4, and 5). The canvases are erased and redrawn with the new page as you move, which is why if you fast scroll thru a long document, everything goes WEIRD as gdocs tries desperately to load/erase/load canvases fast enough to keep up.
That bit really doesn't affect too much of my work, it's just a weird aside I found fascinating while I was working on the extension.
6: have you ever felt that the font and font size you're typing with on gdocs doesn't look Quite Right? That's because the canvas interface has it's own specific interpretation of font and font sizes that doesn't always align with browsers or word processors. This is less on google and more just a result of the fact that font and font sizes are not, and have never Been, actually standardized across different programs. Every browser, word processor, browser based word processor, text pad, etc has Literally Their Own Interpretation Of Display. Most of the time you can't see the difference with your eyes, because a lot of these interpretations agree pretty well with each other, but sometimes the difference CAN be spotted, especially if you're opening the same document in multiple places and comparing them.
I'm sure there are other things I've forgotten about, but this is getting long enough, so XD
Okay, I knew Google Docs was bad. But what the fuck.
??!! Seconded. :/
It seems like there should be a non-technologically-complicated, non-monthly-subscription-requiring way to use a computer to Write Words.
I have heard good things about Cryptpad, though mostly from the open source and data privacy end. I keep forgetting to actually try it out.
I use Cryptpad, and although the initial load of a doc takes a bit of time (since it's unencrypting the file for you), actually working on the document is easy and non-laggy, and if the above is true maybe now we know why, wtfff.
Libre Office is also a dream to work with, and itās what I use to check that non-breaking spaces are where they should be before posting. (Also it's free and open source.)
here is a list of free word processors:
Free word processors that are yours to use at home or work
& another one:
Looking for a free word processor to replace Microsoft Word? Here are the 10 best Word Processors you can use in 2022.
you also don't need a monthly subscription for MS Word - so long as you don't want the web version you can buy it as a one-time purchase. its pricey enough to be prohibitively expensive for some people however.