indie.ninja

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

They won't bring it to you, they will deliver it to a quarry in Cardiff and you have to meet them there for it.

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

I love to sit on my porch smoking a blunt and watching the hummingbird fly around the trumpet vine and decide which species of animal he’s wants to fight. Today, he pushed a bunch of bumblebees out of the flowers he wanted and bumblebees are one his favorite species to bully so it’s not that special. But yesterday he spent 10 minutes dive-bombing a baby sparrow. He is such a monstrous asshole and I adore him. This is my Love Island.

Today my little buddy is buzzing around trying to get monarch butterflies to spar with him (none of them want to fight him). He fought off another hummingbird this morning, so he had the freedom to really fuck with some butterflies. Just imagine if there was a hostile, crazy guy throwing rocks and trying to get random pedestrians to fight him, now imagine that guy is the size of your pinky finger.

my number one advice for trans women both on this shitass platform and in real life is: you do not have to answer that question. people are so used to exploiting transfems' collective low self esteem that they will just expect you to answer questions that are best responded to with an openly disgusted stare. you do not have to answer these motherfuckers' questions. you don't owe anyone an explanation. "who do you think you are to ask me that" and "what makes you think that's an acceptable thing to say to me" are good, but most of the time you can just say nothing and look at them like they just offered you a spoon and a bowl of shit to eat. you'd be amazed how fast people start backtracking if you just say nothing and let their idiot question grow stale in the air

and needless to say you do not need to answer anons. yes this includes if they tell you everyone is saying something about you and can you explain. it is a trick. let them refresh your blog in vain

all the vampires in the tags saying they won’t do this bc the alcohol will make the skin taste bad are just telling on themselves. talk about a red flag.

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

Christians with the Eucharist.

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

there's a really fun balance when you know someone has a crush on you where you can tease them for having a crush on you without letting them know you know they have a crush on you. this only works because people who have crushes will analyze everything you say but not very well. anyway, i love playing with my food.