indie.ninja

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

every trilogy you think well surely that was the queerest and most traumatising roadtrip ever that fitz just went on and every book robin hobb chuckles fondly and reminds you that no, in fact it's always possible for a roadtrip to get worse and also more gay

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

You would be able to have as many bones as most people, due to how pregnant people skew that average. You may even have more bones than normal people depending on how exactly the curse works.

don't forget babies and kids! you don't have a paltry 206 bones until you're around 7 - mod paper

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

big fan of when animals creche. Love to see so many fucking babies in one place

1 2 3 4 ..... 6

a witch cast a curse and its making me sick

I'm still amused when I think of last summer when a coworker said, "Oh, bullshit, you are not," when I mentioned that I was 43.

#me when i get the rules for various situations from justin the jewel skeleton