2005sam

"its only online you get attacked by them" spoken like a true out of touch, tone deaf, powerful cis man

still thinking about crashtos with annoying trinity who just HAS to pervert everything. trinity complaining that her neck hurts and victoria going "aww, want me to kiss it better?" to which trinity replies with "my pussy hurts too..."

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.