Great Job!

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Two-Fer' Throbbing Boomsploder

comically dense design, looks like a cast iron nerf gun. painted magenta and gold

[meme reference that was dated before the games target demographic was even born]

first shot fires seven sticky bombs in an oscillating X pattern, each sticky bomb chains lightning to a nearby enemy before detonating,

completely useless because there's a rifle that shoots normal bullets that scale off of every stat simultaneously

AVERAGE DESTINY GUN:

Smelvin's Adjudication

abstract depiction of a bullpup rifle, magwell appears to be completely detached from the gun itself

"a single word is engraved on the inside of the receiver. "michael-2""

after several rapid headshot kills with another gun while suffering from a void or strand elemental debuff, you gain the ability to aim down sights 25% faster for 5 seconds

Balalala Prime

vaguely gun-shaped tumescent mass of rounded plastic and metallic scrollwork

"Decimate your foes with Sirius and Orion Prime's exquisitely-crafted signature rifle."

hitscan automatic rifle

0.2% use rate because you have to actually point it at things to kill them

The summer sales are here and we've got our biggest discount EVER!

Right now you can get Super Lesbian Animal RPG on sale for 50% off, which is just $7.50 USD! Get it on Steam where the sale lasts until July 9th, 2026, or on itch.io until July 6th! (No I don't know why itch's summer sale ends three days sooner this time don't ask me lol)