Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

And then they're right

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

i always think if i was a vampire i would just kill myself for garlic. like lactose intolerant people do for cheese and shit

if alicent and rhaenyra were men this website would literally be overrun and everybody would be either obsessed or calling it the “gay dragon show” and complaining about how inescapable it is and there would be 1 william fics on ao3 and a comprehensive d’cooke rpf timeline doc but instead we live in STUPID MISOGYNY WORLD

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them