Self-appointed captain of the Laudmoore ship

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

The thing about the "all evil fictional women from myth and legend are misunderstood and in reality their story was retold to make them evil because men were afraid of their power" trend is that it's low-key also misogynistic to assume women are incapable of being terrible people purely due to being women.

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

as usual thinking about post campaign caleb slowly becoming more and more involved in the brenatto family's day to day life until all their neighbors are like okay. so that guys clearly their third

so i think the arrival of bren jr. is not helping with the rumors

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

tbh I actually am a little scared to learn the baby's name like the existence of wilhand'ildan does not inspire confidence

welp. welcome to the world bren brenatto. im sorry sam forgot to think about how ur full name reads but it could be worse. it could always be worse

jokes aside obviously what caleb did to veth was incredibly fucked up straight body horror shit and i'm withholding more commentary on it until i get to see it in full context but i hope he feels guilty and horrible abt it forever :)

maybe he was just getting real impatient about learning whether that baby's a redhead

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

there’s a phenomenon when it comes to enjoying a male character in a piece of media where it’s so much fun and i love my blorbo and i want to talk about my blorbo and read analysis of my blorbo but i realize very fast and very hard that the majority of fans made up a version of him that appeals to their horniness and it’s become the popular and standard interpretation and i do not care for that guy at all like i’d beat him with hammers actually

there’s a phenomenon when it comes to enjoying a male character in a piece of media where it’s so much fun and i love my blorbo and i want to talk about my blorbo and read analysis of my blorbo but i realize very fast and very hard that the majority of fans made up a version of him that appeals to their horniness and it’s become the popular and standard interpretation and i do not care for that guy at all like i’d beat him with hammers actually