Self-appointed captain of the Laudmoore ship

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No cause I can’t stop laughing at Caleb’s strategy in the combat. First step is you have to take out Fjord. So you try that once, and it doesn’t work, so you try again, and it still doesn’t work. OK you have to move on because Yasha is right below you and about to fuck you up, so you put her in a forcecage. You’re safe from her now right? WRONG! You never incapacitated Fjord and now he’s already freed Yasha. By the time you have done all this Beau has caught up to you and now you’re stunned and can’t do anything. His plan wasn’t even bad! The Nein are just a damn force of nature

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other