Self-appointed captain of the Laudmoore ship

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

The best thing a fictional woman can be is in denial about a longing so bad her heart physically aches

*Touches you with my posting tendril*

i do think, despite veth knowing full well she needs to leave and desperately seeking permission from yeza to continue adventuring, him not hesitating to tell her to go probably hurt, even though it's exactly what she asked for/wanted. veth strikes me as a person who enjoys being wanted, especially considering her history with bullying and mistreatment, and i think it's almost flattering to her if someone wants her to stay, even to the point of selfishness. maybe especially to the point of selfishness, which builds this point of tension between yeza so graciously letting her go when she needs to (obviously necessitated by the format of the show, as a ttrg, but still) and caleb's continued and varied attempts to invent a way for her to stay with him no matter the obstacle. it's the difference between yeza saying "do you need me to tell you to go? then go" and caleb saying "and i'd hate to see you go, but that is selfish." in the same episode, even.

divorcebearing hips

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

actually unhinged when veth asked caleb if he'd be willing to kill her in order to reincarnate her into her proper body. what if we were best friends and i trusted you so implicitly i'd let you actually, literally kill me

"i care for you deeply now, and I wouldn't leave your side for anything...I mean, I love you" 🥹