Self-appointed captain of the Laudmoore ship

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

Holy moly they're GOOD. The music is fucking FIRE, and the outfits??? They're all so PRETTY???

Does anybody know who these are??? Do they have albums!! 🤩🤩🤩

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

can't get over having "is one of the most popular Men’s Hockey RPF writers on Archive of Our Own, with over two million words and twice the page views of the next most popular writer" as your author bio on Penguin Random House dot com. girl at any point as you sat there collating other writers' page views did you doubt yourself or

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

all this talk of published fanfiction romance books is going to actually make me search up that shadowgast one because i just have to know how not good it is