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spiritbladed

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

#wick punching julien #wicander halovar #text post #cr4e28

NO.

grayintogreen

Primus: I KNOW MY DAUGHTERS ARE WEIRDLY INCESTUAL. I KNOW THEY KILLED THEIR FIANCÉS (they’re banned from marriage now). AND I KNOW YOU’RE MORMON. NEVER TALK TO ME ABOUT FUCKING MY DAUGHTERS AGAIN.

#i forgot how funny this post is #10/10 no notes op #primus tachonis #petra and ryah tachonis #wicander halovar #cr4e31

screechfoxes

CRITICAL ROLE 4.02 Broken Wing

#hey brennan and robbie #what the fuck is up with that #wulfric #gifset #cr4e2 #thaisha lloy

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silverhart-makes-art

Some Julien sketches based on Matt's amazing facial features (and a bonus Occtis). This was equal parts fun and frustrating - it's a fun exercise, but dang if it isn't tricky. There was a lot more I wanted to do, but I just hit that point where everything starts to look bad, so I have to just call this sketch page done. So these are a bit all over the place, but hey, practice is practice.

#so good!#my booed and living man #sir julien davinos #fanart #occtis tachonis

coffeeecatss

Druid of the Old Path 🍃

#my love #thaisha lloy #fanart

badasserywomen

Here cometh the Orphanmaker.

I just couldnt resist drawing some yasha. I really interested to see how her story plays out even more.

#she's a-comin!#yasha nydoorin #fanart

savs-creates

WIP of the dragon Vaelus and Azune saw

Hitting a wall with this one, probably gonna revisit it later

#oh this looks so good!!#what a wild fucking episode #vaelus #azune nayar #fanart #dragon #cr4e30

Start running.

#critical role #critrole #critrole memes #campaign 4 #cr4 #cr c4 #cr4e30 #occtis tachonis #dame gaya seremai #gaya seremai #hey we saw you from across the bar #hate your vibe #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #crit role #critrole meme #araman #aramán

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sleepyquietgirl

not to come on too strong but I've been fantasizing about napping with you ever since we first met

#text post

fairycosmos

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

#cr cast #text post #microexpressions

screechfoxes

CRITICAL ROLE 4.31 Trick of the Light

#i hope she gets to climb kattigan like a tree #murray mag'nesson #kattigan vale #azune nayar #gifset #cr4e31

childsacrifice

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

#azune nayar #also #about me #text post

slightly-gay-pogohammer

hey gang i got popsicles pick one as pass the box to someone else

mint

lemon

orange

strawberry

cola

pineapple

dark cherry

anise

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

"i cant believe you dont have this or that flavor" listen they had these ones okay

#dark cherry #polls #reblog game #food

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cbk1000

So, I lurk in some writer subreddits, and a frequent topic of discussion is prose: what constitutes good prose, how do you write it, how do you improve it, etc. And yesterday I stumbled across one topic about the difference between good descriptive prose, and purple prose. OP asks people to share some of their favourite authors who they think write beautiful prose without tipping into purple. No problem; people are happy to oblige.

One person says that Steinbeck is one of their favourite authors for prose, and then they share an example of what they would consider purple prose. It is so violetly awful that I think the poster must have written it themselves as a kind of parody of purple prose. Other people assumed the same.

But as it turns out, they are quoting from a book written by a YouTuber whose channel ia dedicated to talking about writing (namely, their own writing, which is genius, but often not comprehensible to the drooling plebs).

Naturally, I read the free sample of their book in awe and horror, and I'd like to share some screenshots with you. If you also have trouble defining or understanding what purple prose is, it's this.

Yes, every single fucking page is written like this.

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Reading some more of the preview for this book, and I realise this is by far not the biggest problem, but I'm begging this guy to just use 'shadow' instead of 'umbra'. I promise I will not accuse you of being a philistine.

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