Self-appointed captain of the Laudmoore ship

in a true and beautiful world veth had time to think and realise she doesnt have to have another kid and that she actually has a choice to decide to do her own thing and not lose her freedom as she put it, especially now that luc is older, and so she mentions to caduceus who can tell whats up anyway because of course he can, and hes like dont worry i can make you a tea blend for that

haha dude that was an excellent knight kink post. you know you don't have to be useful to be worthy of love, right?

Wick rolling up to Obrimus Manor in the fantasy equivalent of a sparkling, branded Bentley and walking right up to a furious Primus Tachonis, looking for his friends that just broke into the place, caused untold property damage to it and stole/destroyed some of Primus most highly valued work, while his only cover story is “I wanted to fuck your daughters” is just fucking incredible, lmao. 10/10, no notes. Nobody is doing it like Sam.

anyone that doesn't think envy is a valid character motivation has clearly never been the second best at something before

Me after having sex for presumably the first time in a threesome with my two besties in a high stress situation immediately after we all got locked in a cold dungeon by our teacher and we had to huddle for warmth all night long: surely this formative experience will not cross any wires for me in a way that will have great consequences for any relationships I may have in the future

Me 12 years later on the run from the authorities huddling for warmth on the side of the road with a woman I met in prison: uh oh!

the idea that kink is somehow safe from critique and prejudice or harm is so fucking funny. ah yes bodies, desire, and power, three things that have famously never been utilized in harmful ways. great news everyone yes we are all existing in complex systems of oppression and violence BUT!!!!!! it’s on pause when we are horny