Self-appointed captain of the Laudmoore ship

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

i'm finally getting caught up on cr4 e31 and man. the clear influences of the player's real life culture in their characters (and in the worldbuilding in brennan's case) is amazing and adds such a richness. like thaisha is so clearly influenced by like. black american folk culture Especially with the orcish revolutionaries. idk if liam is irish but he's at least running with a lot of the irish american working class stuff brennan injected into the world in terms of the hal and the culture of the round. and azune's whole bit about not having anyone to speak his native language to and his disconnect to his own identity (diaspora narrative). i Love when real world cultures are reflected in fiction it's so good.

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man i’m gonna invent the omegaverse morning after pill

Plan Beta

I should be able to turn into a fucked up monster whenever I want. As a treat.

what are many or several of you on about.

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks