i eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisoning

i want to get back on my fitness bullshit but these goals are severely hampered by my redacted habit and my other redacted habit and also my other redacted habit and also my desire to drink one million beers and wines and also my love of very unhealthy foodstuffs. really it's remarkable i do the middling amount of exercise and yogs i currently do all things considered

you know a restaurant's finances are in the fucking toilet when they start posting a lot of instagram stories about "support" from their "community"

if you know enough artist and musician types a few of them statistically are guaranteed to eventually start up an ill advised food pop-up or a sandwich restaurant in a gentrifying neighborhood near you

aww one of my summer interns who is leaving today wrote me a really sweet thank you note thanking me for mentorship type shit i had apparently been doing. brings a tear to my jaded unc eye

i find it really annoying how AI bot slop replies are always just sycophantically agreeing with and restating the OP's point. they should program AI bots to be combative and nasty and make rude comments about the OP's appearance