this is my favorite tape!

i am exhausted 😭

i fear this has had consequences today

whatever you do on summer nights do not think about how everything is fleeting

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

its always the beginning of the rest of your life so you basically dont even have to worry about anything because literally every second is alive with fresh potential. shouldnt we be celebrating this every day shouldnt we be skipping in the streets

jeans to a brunette are sort of like armor to a knight. silks to a courtesan. chasubles to the clergy.

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you