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whenever you see people on here talking about “ketamine” it’s not real. they ate a temptations cat treat

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

Drug dealers are much better at accepting "no" as an answer.

When are they gonna make a tv show about two clowns who are gay & having an affair that they have to keep secret because of the homophobia in the clown industry & they have explicit gay clown sex on screen

did I mention that this weather is bad for people with huge balls and long dicks, because you run the risk of the wind actually blowing those pieces of your body upwards towards your face at a speed that could knock you out? Yeah.... let's just say I'm not going out for a sodie pop today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm here to chew bubblegum and give myself an unnecessarily constrained field of options...and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Yeah sorry I had to softblock that former mutual. Yeah he fled from the battlefield in shameful disgrace when the odds of winning were no longer in our favour. Sad but these things happen

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness