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Cortana Halo is just Clippy after she transitioned

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

I finally donated to Wikipedia this year. I usually donate to something more "food for children", but it's different now. We can't lose it.

Call me the prime directive the way I need Kathryn Janeway to break me

the evil amulet is a classic but have we considered The Good Amulet . villain who switches sides because they put on The Amulet That Makes You Good and fell too deeply under its spell to ever take it back off and the heroes are trying to figure out how they feel about that ethics-wise

we still don't actually know where posts come from

Posts aren't real

in drawing class yesterday we were doing a critique for our self-portraits, and one girl, who is like the coolest chillest stoner girl type imaginable, had drawn herself at the dentist holding that thing that sucks the water or of your mouth, and one person was like “what’s that you’re holding?” and she said “it’s mister thirsty.” and we all sat there for a second processing, and one boy said “…did you just call that thing mister thirsty?” and she was like “yeah, is that not what you call it?” and everyone shouted NO and she was like “i don’t know what you guys are on. it’s called mister thirsty.”

my mind palace is made out of drywall and it is occupied by an angry 16 year old american boy who keeps punching holes into the wall and that is why i dont remember things

News : puppies is been renamed to "Dog Larvae". Everyone is happy aboit this.

heavy is the hand that cranks the hog