geekysteven

"Reformed" mad scientist who's committed themselves to repairing this broken world in lasting and sustainable ways because they already tried the global domination thing and discovered that they hate having to micromanage shit.

One way to improve sleep studies is to tell patients at the end that they “won” and there should be a leaderboard where you can compare points against other sleepers.

I imagine the stress of wanting to "win" will skew the results.

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

getting hyperfixated on a specific character is so embarrassing. here’s another picture of The Character on your dash… I know I just reblogged basically the same one but this one is moving

what they don’t tell you is that this will go on for a decade and every character that you like is just a different version of The Character

"i want to work on a hobby but i wont because i should be doing more important things" <- person who isnt gonna do either of those

Bedtime should work like in computer games where I lie down and click "yes" on a menu and then there's an eight hour timeskip and I can get up again all refreshed.

[ID: Two kittens next to each other, each with speech bubbles. One says "I scam people," the other says "I like men." Caption at the bottom says "the MLM brothers." /End ID]

not to suck my own dick but i’ve pulled myself out of some really dark places and i continue to do so