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I have three books for sale: My National Parks, Explain THAT, Science!, and Unbelievable History. On my book info page it shows where you can get them!

#bookblr #indie author #my national parks #explain that science #unbelievable history

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royal navy captain giving officer pep talk: one more thing.. men..as you are dressing your hair in the morning..it is vitally important that you at least pull some slut strands out in the front

It's only against chess tournament rules to put things in your butt that can help you cheat at the game. They say nothing about your opponent's pieces.

markodragic

my sister works in a nursery (in scotland for context) and today a kid came up to her and said "can you put on 'release my wee da'? I want to dance" and my sister was like ?? what the fuck is 'release my wee da', so the kid sang a line of it. turns out, feliz navidad

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release my wee da everyone ⛄🎄🎅

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If you could create a new frog specie to be born into this world, what trait would you give your creation?

True flight. I want a frog that flaps!

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imagine rocky discovering cars for the first time and being so confused because a) they’re super bad for the environment and b) they were super dangerous for the environment

“we have to because everything is so far, rock.”

“but why make everything so far question? why not make everything close.”

and then grace has to explain industrialism and the fucked up nature of the american government

geekysteven

"fifteen minute city, question?"

#project hail mary

I was able to reduce my social media use by changing the app icons to portraits of their respective CEO’s faces. Seeing multiple copies of Mark Zuckerberg is enough to make me close the phone.

The surveillance tech companies advertising that “We can help you find your pet” give me the same feeling as hearing my name called out in the woods when no one is around.

headspace-hotel

My brother is creating a slideshow of various guy actors to torment me by asking me to guess whether or not they are Sebastian Stan

headspace-hotel

My other brother and my mom are now in on it. they are calling the game "sebastian stan or some random man"

#dubious nerd facts #bumblebee

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I just signed up to have solar panels installed on my house. Not for cost savings or to help the environment. I just want to make sure no conservative will ever buy the house in the future.

King Faraday would be a hit on Grindr is all I'm saying

#dragon quest vii #dragon quest

coffee-without-anesthetics

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

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scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

damn girl, you sound like someone whose baby got nepotized

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I tried shitposting on nextdoor and they called the cops.

emwheezie

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

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