geekysteven

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

There are so many types of humans waiting to be discovered

I'm not a boy or a girl, I'm an artifact. And I'm indestructible.

If i got isekai’d to a fantasy world I would be friends with the faeries & gnomes and we would eat the Elf King it’s ok. Its okay.

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

Hello sir. May I deal massive damage to you, and your loved one? Please?

catholic magician: For my next sin, Father, I will need a volunteer from the confessional

when i was a kid me and my friends used to play portend, but then something bad would happen

You wish to know on what I intend to begin "gaggling"? Why your very cock and your every ball, madam!

we should start drinking poisoned water only

why has nobody thought of this??😲