Definitely a Mammal

labs that are also churches. to me

i love seeing them though because we have a terrible and hilarious game. in the aviary i will be leaving out fruit skewers and things for them, and then i’ll dramatically lie on my side and pretend i died. it takes about 5 minutes, and then there’s an entire flock of lorikeets climbing on me, squeaking, nibbling and investigating.

the next part of the game is popping up my head and going “boo!” which is where the real fun begins, because the little rainbow nightmares jump, and then get delighted and start happy squealing and bouncing around (and chewing because they truly never stop)

Meanwhile, Buggy vs. Luffy is going on. By which I mean, Buggy's gonna be on the run making passive aggressive comments about his ex bestie for 30 episodes as Luffy's having the time of his life fucking with him for shit and giggles.

At the same time, it's gonna be Crocodile vs. THAT FUCKER. MR PRINCE. THAT PIECE OF SHIT WHO RUINED EVERYTHING. A perfect balance of comedy and hype.

OP: On July 14, 2026, heavy rain pounded Jilin, triggering the Songhua River’s first flood of the year. Water levels surged, and currents turned dangerously violent. A kitten got stranded on a tiny clump of willow branches out in the river, trapped for two full days with waves threatening to sweep it away at any moment.

The river was far too rough for regular boats, leaving no obvious way to rescue it. Crowds gathered on the bridge, scrambling to figure out how to help. A drone pilot heard about the kitten and rushed over with his gear. His plan: hang a blue bucket from the drone as a rescue pod, baited with cat food to lure the kitten inside.

First attempt: The kitten was too scared to step into the bucket. Failed. Second attempt: It climbed into the bucket, but panicked and jumped back onto the branches the second the drone lifted off. Everyone watching held their breath. Third attempt: Another pilot on site guided the drone from a different angle. The kitten finally hopped safely into the bucket.

The rescue worked. The drone carried the kitten steadily back to shore, and nearly a hundred onlookers on the bridge cheered out loud.

How to counterfeit banknotes from the Yongle reign of the Ming Dynasty, redeemable for ten thousand taels of silver (cr 小白是个粉刷匠)

Chinese netizens commented: Can we trade this for the One Piece with Joy Boy(the Yongle Emperor Zhu Di).