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Not today Justin
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...outright denying that rapists who aren't sexually attracted to their victims exist someone tell them about what straight girls do to their butch and transmasculine peers in locker rooms.
like there's no one reason sexual abuse happens. it's used as a weapon of war. it's used to create products to be sold. it's a kink. it's done unknowingly. it's done for group cohesion. it's done as a humiliation ritual. it's done out of disregard for the victim's interiority. it's done on impulse. it's done to implicate someone else. it's done because it's interpreted as part of the marital contract. it's done to produce children. it's done out of false beliefs about medical necessity. it's done for an audience. it's done for so many more reasons that i can't name. there's no universal theory as to why human beings sexually abuse each other.
Rape isn't about sex, it's about power. Sex is just the weapon used to assert that power.
I don't remember where I saw someone say, "If I hit someone over the head with a banjo, that's violence, not bluegrass."
"Coronation of Feathers" by Adam Oehlers
how to open a bag of rice correctly
I mean, it definitely opened easily and quickly. I don't see the problem.
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
“What could the audio possibly be?”
*unmutes*
“Oh,”
If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.
I have NEVER not laughed at this with my whole body. This is PERFECT.

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when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.
for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.
a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.
lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.
finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka
A light in my house suddenly turned on- AND WHO DO I SEE?!?!
"A smoothie"
So horse world-building question:
If you have hoofed, sentient creatures (centaurs, fauns, etc.) do they wear horseshoes? Or are horseshoes a compromise between cost, effort in looking after the animal etc. Is there something "better" (in comfort, utility, fashion) that sentient creatures would prefer? Possibly also a metal thing that's nailed in, but different in some way?
Interesting! I'm no expert, of course, but here are some thoughts that may help you on your journey. Take what you can use and disregard what you can't!
Fetishizing nyc the same way people do japan
See this little tab? This is new York engineering at play. It keeps you from spilling hot drinks on yourself, meaning you can pull the tab open when you're ready to drink your cawf-ee (coffee). New York is living in 2050.
This is what New Yorkers are already doing
My sibling in Odin we had those in the 80s.
I mean 'we' in the sense of 'the world'.
WIBTA for taking advantage of my boss’ possible manic episode?
I know this already sounds bad but hear me out.
So I (30M) am the sole employee of this guy (62M) who’s honestly just a miserable boss and an even more miserable person. It sucks so bad working for him—the pay is horrendous, he’s verbally abusive, and the working conditions are awful (in the winter I literally have to stay bundled up the whole work day because he refuses to put the heat on in the office). He wouldn’t even give me holidays off if it wasn’t for the fact that there’s basically nothing to do those days because everywhere else is closed. I’m almost positive he unironically thinks poor people should die if they can’t work. His nephew (aka his only living relative and just the nicest guy) came by yesterday to invite him to Christmas dinner and he told him he’d see him in hell.
I cannot stress this enough—it’s BAD. I’d quit, but it’s been hard finding a better job and I’ve got four kids at home, including one with special needs.
Anyway, so here’s where I’m wondering if I’d be the asshole. Today was Christmas Day and he showed up at my house out of nowhere (huge red flag, I know). At first I thought he’d forgotten I had the day off and he was here to chew me out, which was worrying enough, but then his whole demeanor changed and he was super happy and excited and talking about how he was going to raise my salary. He even mentioned possibly making me a partner in the firm.
Now if that was it, I’d feel a little weird about the suddenness of it but it’d be fine. I’m not going to complain about having more money to feed my family. But then he started talking about how he wanted to pay our mortgage off. He talked about wanting to pay for our son to get the very expensive medical care that’s probably going to save his life. He mentioned at one point that he was going to be donating a huge amount of money to charity too—I knew he was rich but it staggered me. All this from a guy who doesn’t (didn’t?) even want to turn on the heat or the lights because it costs too much money.
It was such a sudden and drastic change that happened very literally overnight and now I’m kind of concerned he’s having a manic episode or something. I really, really want to accept his sudden generosity (I probably will; my wife is all for it and thinks he owes it to us), and I would love to believe that he’s truly had a sudden change of heart (an actual Christmas miracle lol) but I’m just worried about the possible consequences of accepting huge financial gifts like this from someone who I believe might be experiencing some kind of break from reality. Even if there’s nothing legally wrong with it, I’m worried about the ethics of it.
TLDR, my asshole boss might be in the middle of a mental breakdown. WIBTA if I accepted his offer to pay off my mortgage and my son’s medical expenses?
Update: I got the courage up to ask him about his sudden change of heart while my special needs child was napping in his lap (what), and he told me he was visited by three ghosts. So. Definitely not well. Still not sure I won't take the money.
Is he planning to impoverish himself? If not, it's his money and he can do what he wants with it. If he's gonna keep enough to live on in comfort, no, you're NTA. I'd just recommend that you get a solicitor involved to make sure that if he snaps out of it he can't sue you or whatever.

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crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking
crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook
crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook
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Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans
Now that’s what I call
@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one
who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick
And you can get Flavor Machine that will put Flavor into it. The Machine comes with a bunch of defaults and then you can tweak the settings and when you're out you can put your Brick into a public Machine - like a microwave in the convenience store - and tell it what Flavor settings you like, and it will give you that. Maybe all the default Flavors are free and custom ones are an extra dime or something.
that time in high school when my computer died and i was so deeply distraught i legit wrote an entire obituary for a laptop
Where is the obit Gaud, come on don’t hold out on us
i had to dig so deep through old backup files to find this, enjoy!
RIP (In loving, random access memory)
After a long illness, my beloved laptop, 3, while surrounded by family and tech support, succumbed in the night to an internal error. My laptop leaves behind one bereaved admin (me), an estranged guest user, an elderly warranty and a large extended family of synced mobile devices and browser bookmarks. Friends, we are gathered in this subdomain today to honor the memory, both RAM and hard drive, volatile and non-volatile, and mourn the data loss of a beloved digital companion. Caches to caches, rust to rust. Though its hard drive may be wiped, its chassis refurbished, and its processor sold for scrap, its torrent downloads and browser history will live on in our hearts, and eventually come back to haunt me.
Caches to caches, rust to rust
I am sorry for your data loss
I am sorry.
It must have been a lot to process.
I have a very rough idea in my head that I don't think I can clearly articulate beyond "And that concludes tonight's reports on German air forc—WHAT'S THIS? IT'S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR"
IDK what this is about, but I want to know more.
This isn't exactly the same idea but it could be but there is more rattling around in here so:
The Blitz here manages to qualify as Britain's Darkest Hour, thus triggering the return of Arthur from the Realm Avalon.
He does not speak a lick of modern English. He speaks an unholy mishmash of Brittonic and Late Classical Latin.
(Honestly I can see the latter becoming a plot point if they manage to get their hands on a Roman Catholic priest to act as a translator. It wouldn't be a perfect arrangement, but probably better than anything else.)
Truthfully he probably gets mistaken for a madman.
Somehow manages to steal a Spitfire out from under the RAF's nose, proceeds to use it to bring down like half an enemy squadron on his own, then lands in a field in the middle of nowhere.
Police and RAF converge on his location on account of the whole "stealing a plane" thing. They eventually overwhelm him with sheer numbers, but he manages to knock out an impressive number of them in the process. I mean, come on. It's Arthur.
"a catholic priest" i mean yeah sure why not but JRRTOLKIEN himself was alive and a teacher at the time so go big or go home.
You know what sure why not let's just make literal real-life JRRT himself a character in this Arthurian return story, he deserves it.
@seajr DUDE
My brain wouldn't shut up until I made this.
Technically Goncharov is a Christmas movie
Folks we've been over this, the inescapable hold that the mafia has on every character is part of what makes it a metaphor for capitalism in the film.
Goncharov is a *labor day* movie.

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Hey do you have more posts about your 2 years in the desert? Lowkey planning a trip up the east coast and down through the middle in the next few years so if you have any stories to tell about this I would love to hear them!
It's very hot and dusty and outside of towns you won't be on the power grid. If you're working farms etc. outside of the towns, be prepared to live on generator power. If you're lucky they might have solar by now.
If this is a road trip, bring enough water and fuel or you could very easily die. Do NOT go on fun little side adventures off the road without telling someone EXACTLY where you are going first. I cannot overstate how easy it is to get lost in the desert when you're unfamiliar with the area and how unlikely it is that anyone will find you if they don't know to look, and where to look. Phone service is spotty at best away from the homesteads.
Expect to pay about 3x as much for everything as you're used to. Tiny town supermarkets have city petrol station prices. This is doubly true if you're in a town where they know they're the last stop for petrol for a long while, which you'll run into if you're going down the middle. They will milk that petrol price as much as they can. PAY IT. You do NOT want to be low on petrol in the middle of nowhere.
The little libraries and museums in the towns will be fucking tiny. Every town has one or two cafes and a pub; the pub food is usually pretty stable. The cafe food is exorbitantly priced and absolute slop 95% of the time. These places can and will fuck up supermarket convenience meals from the freezer aisle, inflate the price of the ruined food five times, and sell it to you. The other 5% of the time, the cafe has the best food you've ever had. (They're usually good with ice cream and bad with fried food, if that helps.)
The eagles are endangered. Admire them from a distance and leave them alone.
Did I mention that it's very hot and dusty? If you have a modern car with air conditioning, good. If you have something made before the year 2000, upgrade. You want good air conditioning in your car.
There will be dust everywhere.
Sometimes it's not hot and dusty. Sometimes it's hot and muddy. When it's muddy, you will get bogged worse than you've ever been bogged before, and the people who come to rescue your vehicle will also get bogged. This is the Law of the Desert.
Fucking Kangaroos.
get a satellite phone. Kangaroo collisions are more likely at dusk and dawn. Make sure you check the emergency websites of $STATE EMERGENCY DEPT to keep an eye out for road closures due to bushfires, floods or cyclones (latter more applicable up north).
Also, depending on which desert and the season, be prepared for cold weather. Not The Cold Will Kill You levels, but the Aussie desert I used to live in would regularly get to -3 Celsius during winter nights...which is very unpleasant if you've only got hot weather clothes.
Don't drive at dusk and dawn unless it's an emergency. You will likely lose any fight you get into with a kangaroo - I've seen roos jump off after a crash, but the cars were unusable.
If you're going off the main highways at all, take enough drinking water for at least a week.
If you get stranded without phone reception, DON'T LEAVE YOUR CAR. Top killer of tourists is death by exposure because the emergency people can't find them because the tourist's car broke down and the tourist went wandering off.
Respectfully, -3 C is in the upper 20s F, and that is absolutely The Cold Will Kill You territory. Prime hypothermia conditions are 40-60 F, 5-15 C, and damp or actively raining - fortunately that latter is unlikely in the desert, but the air temperature being below freezing makes up for it quickly. As long as you have a blanket or two and preferably some small heat source to jump start you if you get chilled, you're probably OK, but you don't have to be frozen solid to die of the cold.
A tea light can warm up the interior of your car quite nicely, just DO NOT fall asleep while it's burning and make sure to ventilate a little once you blow it out. Those chemical warm packets are better and can go into the blanket nest with you, though don't have them in direct contact with your skin. If there are two of you, both people wrapped in the same two blankets is better than each of you having one to yourself.
Don't try to sleep on the ground unless you're prepped for it. Better stiff knees in the morning than having all the heat sucked out of your body by The Entire Earth.
Cover your head to sleep - wrap a spare shirt around it or something, don't sacrifice a whole blanket.
Basically the ways to stay warm in the desert are pretty much the same as the ways to stay warm in the woods, with the bonus that you're much less likely to have to worry about getting chilled and starting the downward spiral because you're wet.
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