when you and when I when I me you when when wehn

your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

Buck actually deserved to crash out way harder than he did if u think about it. Your boybestie, who put you in his will, you’ve had his blood in your mouth, you’ve picked up his pieces and put them back together, you got struck by the same lightning, well he’s moving. And he didn’t plan on telling you, or anyone. And it’s the kind of moving where the end result might be staying. And he hasn’t actually talked about what that means, it just has to be this way even though you know it doesn’t, but god forbid you exercise the right you only get if he’s dead. But this is basically like suicide right? Your best friend is planning on killing himself, but maybe you want your blood in his mouth now, see how he likes it. But actually your only option is to be totally okay with it. You actually completely understand. You’ll help him move. You’ll tell him to stay. Because your-kid-if-he’s-dead is in Texas. And you’re in LA. Haha! I would have started biting.

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

and i suspect signed accents can be pretty "heavy" accents because i started picking up on them real early into the learning process

Saying you speak without an accent is like saying you type without a font.

in bsl at least, there's also much more dialect than in most spoken english. like if i go two hours up the road they'll do numbers and some days of the week differently

Buddie first kiss to no music actually because it's such a monumental culmination of feelings everything just kinda stops.

AND IN A WELL LIT SPACE!

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees