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oh this phrase is not going to leave my mind for a solid week at least. obsessed with this collection of words

le doohickie in question btw:

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colonthree312

Lovely girl

07-chan

misfit-toy-haven

why is this more expressive than the entire lion king cgi movie

niijima

pickledh

h-how did you have the exact gif…….who are you

animentality

theshitpostcalligrapher

last line hit like a mack truck

ink: diamine oxblood

bleedthebeat

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

ndnbutch

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

bleedthebeat

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

ndnbutch

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

bleedthebeat

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

ndnbutch

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

bleedthebeat

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

ndnbutch

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

bleedthebeat

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

ndnbutch

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

bleedthebeat

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mixelation

we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go

sarcasmprodigy

Making women up like it's a job

wineonawhitetee

Yess, Zooble, call. Her. OUT!!!!

Anyway, more silly comics! This time with some Abstrabbit! In the same continuity as these drawings

eldritchdilf-deactivated2025061

Contrary to popular belief the biggest beginner's roadblock to art isn't even technical skill it's frustration tolerance, especially in the age of social media. It hurts and the frustration is endless but you must build the frustration tolerance equivalent to a roach's capacity to survive a nuclear explosion. That's how you build on the technical skill. Throw that "won't even start because I'm afraid it won't be perfect" shit out the window. Just do it. Just start. Good luck.

dykejedi-deactivated20170430

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that meant until i met a fucking horse

tjmystic

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

orangebitters

Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.

counting-horses

These posts contain 36 horses (55.8% of the post)

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when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that meant until i met a fucking horse

𓃗 @tjmystic

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

♞ @orangebitters

Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.

Posts are selected by humans, processed automatically and queued to post. Click the link for more information about each horse. You can send a link or text to be counted to my ask box.

#the fact that nobody has named a horse Fearing God is a travesty

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wormnextdoor

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

elodieunderglass

Charlie daemon please? 🐝

Golden Lion Tamarin, an exquisite little monkey weighing less than two pounds.

And her name was -

And her name was Rabiosa, and Honora, and her name was Desolata. She has been Melpomene quite a lot, unless she was Thalia. And sometimes Melthalia!

and Sōseji. And Stellapetra and Labellula.

And mostly in later years, Mum - pronounced "MUUUUUUM!"

And then one day she said to her spouses that she wouldn't mind being -

Thintrí.

No, not exactly, not out of nowhere. With the accent in the right place. No, it isn't Latin - oh, go and look it up for yourself.

Not going backwards. No, not that. Never that.

maybe it's just - something just striking, mysteriously, in the same place, twice.

elennare

I hope you don't mind, I have fallen hard into the Killie tag, and read this, and a thought struck me... in HDM daemons settle around puberty, but what if it doesn't happen until later in this universe? Until late enough that it would post-date The Betrayal? You're each other's other halves and now you don't know the shape of his soul. Could you walk past them on the street and not know them? Surely you would know them, right? Right?

And I feel like Thunder didn't change shape much even before settling, while Thintrí did - Charlie and Thintrí telling themselves that of course Thunder's still that horse, he (she? does Killie, like Bill, have a same-gender daemon?) wouldn't change even for something that made more sense for jockeying, of course he wouldn't have changed just because they left, right? Right? (And does this add to Charlie's anger at the betrayal, being told to change by someone that unchanging?). And Killie and Thunder firmly telling themselves not to speculate, there's no point - but Pippa settles to her tit, and the thought pops in unbidden, Thintrí did often enjoy having wings; but Colm settles to his setter, and maybe the Charlie who left racing, left it all, has also settled to something that won't work for a jockey - but there's no bloody point to this speculating, is there now? (And maybe deep down they always picture Thintrí as the last form they saw her in when she and Charlie left - and maybe that's right?)

elodieunderglass

Oh look what what you've DONE!!!!!

elennare

A comic?!?!?!?! A comic that is killing me?!?!?!?! Oh my goodness THEM! THEM!

elodieunderglass

That’s exactly how I felt when I saw your words!!

bucketofcrows

masks as a signifier of deceit or attempting to hide something is Out. masks being used to represent stepping into one's own identity and not one foisted upon them is the new hit craze

bucketofcrows

masked character removing their mask in front of someone as a sign of trust: boring, overdone, reinforces the idea of the mask as the "fake" identity and the "real" face as the "true" identity

masked character's mask accidentally comes off in front of someone but they look away to avoid seeing their face as a sign of trust and respect: now we're cooking with gas

what-even-is-thiss

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

desmolbean404

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

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100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

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#99%#the only one I got wrong was the thief croc guy #which is funny cause I was like. I don't think they would have put him in actual handcuffs??? but I know this evo line exists so.....#and I was right lolol #also some of these really need to *become* Pokemon bc hot damn were some of those designs baller af

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digitaldiscipline

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

homunculus-argument

I actually really like the thing when you're starting to get the hang of a new language, enough to understand and say simple sentences but you gotta get creative to get more complex thoughts across, like a puzzle. I remember a time in the restortation school when a classmate who wasn't natively finnish and did her best anyway dropped something and sighed, telling me "every day is monday this week. I have had four mondays this week." And I understood.

I don't think I speak much of spanish anymore, but in the nursing school training period I did there, I did manage to get by with making weird Tarzan sentences. I got a nosebleed at some point and startled another nurse. Not knowing the words "humidity" or "stress", I managed to string together: "This is ok. It is hot, it is cold, I have a bad day, I am sad, I have blood. This is normal for me." And she understood.

And sometimes you just say things weird, but it's better than not saying it. One time, I was stuck in a narrow hallway behind someone walking really slowly with a walker, and he apologised for being in the way. I was not in any hurry, but didn't know the spanish word for "hurry", but I did know enough words to try to circumvent it by borrowing the english "I have all the time in the world."

The man burst into one of those cackling old man laughters that they do when something in this world still manages to surprise them. He had to be somewhere between 70 and a 100 years old, and I guess if there was one thing he wasn't expecting to hear today, it would be a random blond vaguely baltic-looking fuck casually announce that he is the sole owner and keeper of the very concept of time.

squid-thoughts

I’ve mostly learned Chinese in school, so I know a lot of academic vocabulary while having the language skills of a toddler in some basic areas. Once, I forgot the word for sad, which is a really dumb thing to forget. A bunch of the ways to say sad in Chinese are literally just “not happy”, but I also momentarily forgot how to say happy. So instead I said “there is an economic downturn inside my brain”.

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