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GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

How dare Pattie Gonia exist without the blessing of a company that happens to have a very similar but not same name. Clearly the solution is for Pattie Gonia to stop existing and become a different entity entirely that some other company can then come along and claim trademark gripes about. That’s just the way the world works, you have to keep changing your name until you land on the one in a billion shot of one that has nothing that sounds remotely like it in all of existence.

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Samantha Ruddy (@/ samlyMatters) reading: I'm dressed sort of butch today and a guy in a pickup truck just rolled down his window and yelled "go lgbt! my son is gay!" then almost crashed his car and I gotta tell you it was like the best interaction I've ever had with a guy in a pickup truck /End ID]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

they got pussy on this app?

In Avengers Doomsday, right?