has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

Idgaf what my dad thinks cuz he is a flop and i am a slay

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

in my dictatorship every man will get a decibel meter implanted on his neck and when he talks above a measured conversational volume his head explodes