The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

tragic news for hip hop fans: Tyler the Creator has officially become Tyler the Crater after suddenly exploding for no apparent reason

i'd have sex with a semicolon if i could

Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.

Like, yeah, King will have literal space aliens making pop culture references that only old men from small-town Maine would plausibly make; however, I have seen the kinds of novels that people who spent their twenties on Tumblr write, and there is also a very definite sense of time and place.

seeing someone knit faster than you and getting kind of competitive call that heated ravelry

sucking clit and balls of another knitter call that heated ravelry

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts