Malefactus

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

World Heritage Post

as per my last straw,

I’m sorry MS PAINT????

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else