fok my stupid fujoshi lif

Nostalgia is a Disease and We Need 2 Move On ->->->->

One time when I was a teen I had to do a walk of shame fresh off the bus past all our angry and bewildered neighbors cuz my lunatic father had decided to build a literal ten foot tall fence wrapped in heaps black tarp round the whole property while he blasted Bob Marley at full volume from his dumb fucking surround sound ultra speakers. Neighbors looked to me for answers and all I could do was just hit them with the shrug and walk faster. Then they all watched the standoff that was disgruntled teenage girl and dumb fuck supreme scream at each other over Buffalo Soldier on the porch from the small window they had. As you can imagine, I found the Beta kids struggle against their guardians incredibly relatable when I stumbled upon Homestuck

It was absolutely in my bingo card that the people who yell at trans men that they have so much privilege would throw a shit fit when you pointed out their white privilege

For the record if you spend all your time telling other people they’re evil for having privilege and then get mad when people call you out for having privilege, the thing you are seeking out is not intersectional analysis but rather personal absolution.

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

Tumblr used to be so fucking funny before nsfw ban. I remember a dude said something crazy on a joke post of mine and i went to his blog and his first post was a video of him shitting into his underwear up close. We used to have it all

squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.